A dirty Slovak that is overly confident with the ladies, he does his best every night to bring a lady home but the only thing he brings home is his empty phone. He always says he’s Canadian.
“There’s a Nick Vala boys, look at him trying to get those two rockets, oh he’s walking back already”
by pappiemilio April 8, 2020
Get the Nick vala mug.1. the term given to a person who's mother is an abusive, stoned cabbage. A Valanti can also be disturbed because of their mother causing an educational breakdown. A Valanti rearly has dignity.
2. To pull a Valanti is to do something of great stupidity such as spill juice over your pants.
2. To pull a Valanti is to do something of great stupidity such as spill juice over your pants.
1. "That guy over there must be a Valanti, look at his clothes!"
2. "HE PULLED A VALANTI! LOOK AT THE JUICE ON HIS PANTS!"
2. "HE PULLED A VALANTI! LOOK AT THE JUICE ON HIS PANTS!"
by smittebo November 26, 2007
Get the Valanti mug.One of the most amazing girls you will meet. They are very caring and will always give you a hand. They can sometimes have a temper and can be a little bit annoying at times but you will learn to love a Valaria. If you a Valaria make sure to keep them close because you won’t find another one like these. Valarias are also very emotional but put up a good, strong wall.
by Hahasuckacockdotcom February 19, 2019
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"Oh, my vagacne is getting worse."
"It's the time of day again where I need to pop my vagacne and rub some vagactive on it"
"Oh, my vagacne is getting worse."
"It's the time of day again where I need to pop my vagacne and rub some vagactive on it"
by EzmeraldaPusspopper December 28, 2007
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The word Valah, is the male name for Vala (wich is the female name) meaning the chosen one, or chosen, or single, or singled out, or solo.. Pretty much it mean's independent chosen one.
The word Valah, is the male name for Vala (wich is the female name) meaning the chosen one, or chosen, or single, or singled out, or solo.. Pretty much it mean's independent chosen one.
by Valah Taylor Gang April 24, 2010
Get the Valah mug.A seemingly goth teen who has no pigment in clothes and is ignorant to sexual advances. Valans often have long hair and sport an original Z-Do in it. It is unknown of the sexuality of Valans.
by BigBonquiqui June 19, 2011
Get the Valan mug.A person who is fit and tiny, and hates singing. They may play alot of sports, but they eat unhealthy. They may be beautiful, but watch out: they're aggressive! Don't underestimate them too, they will most likely kick your ass! They can be a very giggly person and have a bubbly personality! Just make sure to be on the look out, because you never know when you'll see one! The type of friend that is always there for you no matter what. They will give you second chance after second chance to save the friendship. They never want it to end in a bad way!
My friend is a Valacia.
Who is that?
She will always be your friend no matter what!
What if we get into a fight?
She'll kick your ass!
Who is that?
She will always be your friend no matter what!
What if we get into a fight?
She'll kick your ass!
by The_Biddler August 26, 2019
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