man card violation

Any action that implies effeminate, unmanly behavior as opposed to actual masculine behavior

Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife was a man card violation. If he said the same things in private, it wouldn't have been a man card violation.

by J.Quinn July 16, 2008

Viola

Purple in Italian.

An instrument that has a G-string like the violin.

violinist: Hey my G string is out of tune can, someone play it for me?
violist: Sure
violinist: A viola doesn't have a G-string.
violist: Yes we do
violist plays the G-string.

by Viola/Violin January 1, 2009

Musical Violation

When a crappy band covers a good song, and, in the process, completely destroys all of the song's meaning and dignity (fucks it up).

See Travesty.

311 covered Robert Smith's "Lovesong", what a musical violation.

Joss Stone covered The White Stripes' "Fell In Love With A Girl" when it was only a month old. TOTAL musical violation.

by unessecary physical contact September 1, 2004

Violate

n. nickname for the couple from American Horror Story composed of the two characters Violet and Tate

Violet + Tate = Violate.

I ship Violate. I'm a fan of Violate because I think Tate and Violet are really cute together.

by piggypiggy December 22, 2011

Violate

A slang name for the fictional pairing of the characters Violet Harmon and Tate Langdon in popular television series 'American Horror Story.'

Person A: 'OMG Julie and Ken are so meant to be together!'
Person B: 'Yeah, they're a real Violate.'

by L.Langdon December 27, 2011

Violate Jizz Bath

A form of suicide where you fill a bathtub with a mixture of semen from different people, animals and other creatures, and gasoline. Once in the bathtub's magnificent mixture of gasoline and semen, relieve yourself one final time, then drop a match into the gasoline and go out in a blaze of glory, unrivaled like any other.

Person A: How did (insert name here) kill themself?
Person B: By taking a Violate Jizz Bath.
Person A: Well at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Person B: If I had the balls, I'd do that.

by Professor Magnum Dong November 12, 2013

Noise Violation

What happens when you're throwing a bomb ass party and someone calls the cops because the music bothers them. Cops like to get these so they can bust underage parties.
Assholes.

That party was awesome, until the cops showed up for a noise violation and busted everyone.

by apfunction April 7, 2010