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Vladimir Putin

The best leader to ever exist. No one can out beat him
Vladimir Putin is definitely not forcing me to write this
by Definitely not a Russian agent October 21, 2020
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Vladimir Putin

A Russian scientist who discovered the ability to clone himself, as a result of which he can run for "president" unlimited times
p1:have you seen Vladimir Putin C-137 he said he will resign

p2: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
by mcbabuka January 18, 2021
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Vladimir the impaler

Consisting of or referring to sexual intercourse with a bad goth b. The permission to be doused in venom (“also known as drip n drip clear”). The punishment by a punk star also known as being a being a fish out of water. The creation of this unfolded in the music video and soundtrack by Folmzz in his mysteriously led single “vladimir the impaler” produced by SoundCloud rapper cbreezy.
suck that pussy till it drip n drip clear, suck that pushy till it fuckin disappear.

Ooh okay!!! I just fucked a bitch and she told me that she came twice, bitch I feel like vlad I be the best that she had. I love vladimir the impaler he should impale me next.
by Cbreezyyyy September 12, 2018
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Vladimir Zelensky

Vladimir Zelensky is an actor and the worst president in the world. Zelensky is an asshole, help Russia!!!
Vladimir Zelensky will be arrested and will be judged by the people of Ukraine and Russia!
by Vladimir Zelensky February 7, 2023
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Vladimir Putin

Someone like Donald Trump who you will talk mad shit about them over social media and the TV, then when you see them in the flesh you completely remain silent because he will win that fight.
Ron to Zack: There's that punk ass Cody, what a cuck. (Ron then comes within 5 feet of Cody and pretends he doesn't exist). Zack to Ron: wow dude you just made Cody look like Vladimir Putin.
by stainless67 February 25, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is Russia's lord an savior. He is in no way corrupt or evil, and he is in no way forcing me to type this. Vladimir Putin is undoubtedly the worlds greatest president, who strives to do whats best for the people, his country, and the world.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
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vladimir putin

i hate this man, hes the worst fcking idiot on this planet, he probably has a mental disorder, i want to sho0t myself every time i see him, fvck putin, u look like an albino bat u slvt ahs wh0re man baby, stop attacking ukraine u ugly b1tch slvt.
person a: wtaf that whore is on tv again
person b: ikr what a fucking douche, i hate vladimir putin
by koryoryoryory February 28, 2022
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