This is how everything dies

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This is how everything dies --BLUE TEXT BABY

by original_poster May 31, 2021

Everything's illegal in Massachusetts

it's sarcastic response you give to self righteous people who think they need to tell you what is illegal and what isn't.

Hey, you need to stop drinking, it's illegal to drink under 21 you know...

*smirks* Yeah, well everything's illegal in Massachusetts.

by websterschick February 6, 2010

all black everything

A United States of America where slavery never existed, where there was no misery, where blacks were employed and didn't work for free, where they actually enjoyed the first 400 years, where the Constitution was written by W.E.B. Du Bois, where there wasn't any Reconstruction and the Civil War never happened, where a black woman was voted head of the KKK, Malcolm Little dies as an old man, and Dr. King reads his eulogy, where Bill O'Reilly reads from the Quran, and President Bush sends his condolences to Iran, the Crips never occurred so there were never any Bloods to attack them, where there wasn't even any hood to fight over in the first place, where it was all black. Everything.

You would never know
If you could ever be
If you never try
You would never see
Stayed in Africa
We ain’t never leave
So there were no slaves in our history
Were no slave ships, were no misery, call me crazy, or isn’t he
See I fell asleep and I had a dream, it was all black everything

~Lupe Fiasco

by Puvar1 August 21, 2011

Everything but

Engaging in sexual experiences with another person and doing everything but penetration. Everything: making out, heavy petting, oral sex, etc.

Omg Sandra... me and Bobby did everything but last night. I told him that I'd go all the way next weekend.

by thesexdr208 June 13, 2012

adam ruins everything

A show in which a man named Adam Connover ruins everything you knew about the world. Examples include: divorce, history, exercise, sex, etc. Recently he has done an animated series called adam ruins history.

Adam: "Hi, i'm Adam Connover, and this is Adam ruins everything"
Literally any other person around him: "Oh god..."

by SomeguywhohatesCheetoprez May 31, 2018

Ruler Of Everything

Mechanical Hands. Mechanical Hands are the Ruler Of Everything in the end. Oh i have to ask you while your here, do you like how i walk? Better yet, do you like how i talk? Or maybe you like how my face disintegrates into chalk. Anyway, i have a wonderful wife, and a powerful job, my wife criticizes me for being eco-centric though.

Mechanical Hands are the Ruler Of Everything

by se5drtfyguhijo January 28, 2022

everything happens for a reason

A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.

Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3

by jc44 September 13, 2011