Vanessa

An amazing person who deserves everything. Though she can sometimes be insecure about her looks, she is a beautiful person who shines bright and doesn't need to cover it up with make-up. Anyone would be lucky to have a Vanessa in their life. She is shy at first but once you get to know her, she is spunky, loud, sarcastic and funny. Though she is sweet and kind, she is very protective of her friends and family and will stand up for them if they need it. Never lose a Vanessa. EVER.

e.g "Damn, Vanessa is looking amazing today!"

by Queen of the Sealands September 16, 2019

Cleo and Vanessa

Cleo is at least 20 years older than Vanessa but when they hang out they become an iridescent bubble of light. Together omitting a glow that meanders into any space as if they belong there.

Woah! Is that Cleo and Vanessa back there in the DJ box? How’d they get there?

by Pinkmango November 16, 2021

Vanessa

One hot ass bitch that sets trends that you all follow. She gives a hot mess a new meaning. Thasss right.

oh damn that girl is a Vanessa" or "Did you see that girl? She was acting like a Vanessa

by Mythbitch July 28, 2011

Vanessa Abrahms

A character on the tv series, Gossip Girl.

Totally pointless, and one of the most-hated characters. Hails from Brooklyn, and is known for developing crushes on the main male characters on the show even though she's supposed to be "independent" and "cool".

She's not even a bitch, because bitches are too good for her. Spends most of her time being in loooove with Nate Archibald.

A very pointless character. All she brings into the show is boredom, stupid drama (not even the good kind), and a lot of:
Vanessa: Should I call him? Ohmigawsh, he's such a hawtie, and I'm like, not supposed to fall in love with him but I DID and I don't wanna sound desperate even though I am but should I call him??????
Jenny: /facepalm/

Girl 1: Dude, Gossip Girl last night would've rocked if Vanessa didn't ruin it.

Girl 2: Ew, Vanessa Abrahms is such a fucking pointless bitch.

by hatredislove June 23, 2009

the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress

The worst kept secret in American entertainment - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn 40 years old, and your career is effectively over. You're done.

The American actress Hilary Swank a few years back played the lead in a film called 'Amelia', a biopic about Amelia Earhart. Earhart, for those of you who may not recall, was a famous early 20th century American female aviator who, at the age of 40, mysteriously disappeared and was never seen again. Ever. Which, when you think about it, is right up Hollywood's alley because if you're an actress and you're in Tinseltown and you turn 40, you disappear, too. Never seen again. Never. Ever. The mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress.

by Virgin Suicides November 5, 2017

Vanessa Hudgens

Before her 'incident', Vanessa Hudgens was every girl's role model. She stars in Disney Channel's hit movie High School Musical.

Recently, nude pictures of her were leaked on the internet.

Unfortunately, girls now think of her as the skank who doesn't shave.

Please search up shave if you have any questions.

Vanessa Hudgens is hella hot!
-sees nude picture-
...

by Ayeedrian November 3, 2007

vanesha

Really bubbly personality, very uncommon name, named after a greek guy, usually people mistake this name for Vanessa, gets influenced easily, likes sunny places, falls in love too easy. has a big heart that gets broken easily.

I met this girl named Vanesha the other day.

by Puppyis July 17, 2017