understandability

A term used to describle the level of comprehension

I do not have the understandability to perform the task.

by Steve Wells September 11, 2003

I ask for you to make an effort to understand me

A succinct phrase that unfortunately has to be used whenever a person, despite already doing the best you can to make your point clear, has misinterpreted your point.

Using this phrase is almost essential nowadays when you try to express your opinion on the internet.

Internet user 1: So what you're saying is that people aren't allowed to have personal opinions?

Internet user 2: I ask for you to make an effort to understand me. I am not saying that people's right to freedom of speech should be taken away, but rather that free speech should have limits. Hate speech crosses that limit.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 28, 2020

Understanding the Couch

A state of being or acceptance achieved after friend/s have ruined a possession or piece of furniture via sexual activity.

See that frown, Lil Mike and Matt understand the couch real well.

by Bogart December 2, 2004

My goals are beyond your understanding

A quote from the 2014 Flash TV series that reached meme status.

Reverse Flash: "My goals are beyond your understanding."

by Aqxer June 14, 2021

understand this reality

Hardcore metal band originally from southern new jersey. Great on stage energy. 2 girls in the band. Very hawt.

I saw Understand This Reality at the show last night, they had a great set.

by sexpants June 20, 2008

you wouldn't understand, you're not in college

said by a person to get on another persons nerves. usually the other person is asking a question. with which the first person responds with "you wouldnt understand, youre not in college". this can be said over and over and over again

sara: "how was dinner?"
Ryan: "you wouldn't understand, you're not in college"
sara: "but YOURE not in college either?!:
Ryan: "exactly. you wouldnt understand that because youre not in college"
sara: "but you arent in college so you wouldnt understand either!"
ryan: "you wouldnt understand, youre not in college"
sara: "thats it! we are through!"
ryan: "I dont thing you understand that terminology, youre not in college?"

by WhatsYourName?YouWouldntUnders February 17, 2010

understandified

Expression used when you understand what someone is saying.

I really want to go to the show, dude, but I have so many commitments.
Understandified, no big deal.

by Julie Jo October 20, 2008