dc universe online 

An MMORPG that encroaches your life, causing you to devote all time and energy to playing the game, destroying relationships, families, homes, and friendships.

"I'm going to play DC Universe Online! (Proceeds to lose job, drops out of college, gets dumped by girlfriend, leading to eventual philosophical suicide)

dc universe online by Mark Maelstrom October 23, 2015

The answer to life the universe and everything 

A super computer said that The answer to life the universe and everything is 42

Q: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
A: 42

The answer to life the universe and everything by Aclips January 20, 2010

The Universe 

A series of inside jokes and mistakes made by God in an attempt to impress his drinking buddies on a Saturday in late August. Hence the five day work week and the platypus.

Dude 1: Hey, you want to hear a joke?

Dude 2: Sure, why not.

Dude 1: The Universe!!!!

The Universe by 3rdgensentry March 3, 2009

my universe

The one that means absolutely everything to you, beyond all matter, infinity, and creativity.

Person 1: Yo, dude, Ryan is definitely my universe.

Person 2: Hell yeah.

my universe by KaylooTheWizard October 5, 2017

Master of the Universe 

Self proclaimed title of anybody who works on Wall Street and believes their trading/ market making/ whatever makes them feel like God.

I'm an investment banker and therefore I'm a master of the Universe - meaning I own you. Now pour me a drink

Master of the Universe by Mr Razzle June 4, 2013

Parallel Universe 

A mechanic in the 1996 Nintendo 64 game, Super Mario 64. Because of how the game processes Mario's position, it is possible to be really far from the actual level while still able to interact with the floors and walls, as if another copy of the floors and walls were there, hence the name "parallel universe". It was made popular by TASer pannenkoek2012 in his YouTube video "SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated)", in which he abused this mechanic to obtain a star while keeping the jump button held the whole time.

... But to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes. --pannenkoek2012

Parallel Universe by User670 March 21, 2018

Steven Universe 

Children's sexy show in which three lesbian space rocks and a 14-year-old hermaphrodite hybrid save Earth from other lesbian space rocks.
Everyone's a bitch but they get less bitchy later on.

"Steven Universe is the best show on Cartoon Network ever."

Steven Universe by DTerra117 April 14, 2017