the nervous ticks or twitching one experiances as they come down from a crystal methamphetamine binge.
by a former tweeker November 28, 2003
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Generally, this form of English is spoken by "tweens" or pre-teens who pretend they're much older than they really are and have access to Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, or other similar social networking websites.
Your brain may short circuit when reading said English and your soul may die a little (or a lot. Symptoms vary.)
Generally, this form of English is spoken by "tweens" or pre-teens who pretend they're much older than they really are and have access to Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, or other similar social networking websites.
Your brain may short circuit when reading said English and your soul may die a little (or a lot. Symptoms vary.)
Normal educated person: What's your favorite TV show?
Tween speaking "Tweenglish": 0MGddd idn mayb prty lil liurz or vampyure daires defanateli!!!!!!
Tween speaking "Tweenglish": 0MGddd idn mayb prty lil liurz or vampyure daires defanateli!!!!!!
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8-13-year old's who are usually girls who try desprately to be a teenager but are still children. A product of celebrity influences. To qualify as a tween you must follow the four W's:
Watch the Disney Channel religiously.
Wear: as much makeup as your mother will allow you to and cake it on sloppily to try to look like you're a teenager; stuffed training bras.
Worship celebrities like Jesse Mcartney, Miley Cyrus, Hilary Duff, etc.
Worry that people will think you're NOT a teenager because as we all know the number one rule of tweendom is to ALWAYS try desperately to act like a teenager even though you're ages 8-13.
Watch the Disney Channel religiously.
Wear: as much makeup as your mother will allow you to and cake it on sloppily to try to look like you're a teenager; stuffed training bras.
Worship celebrities like Jesse Mcartney, Miley Cyrus, Hilary Duff, etc.
Worry that people will think you're NOT a teenager because as we all know the number one rule of tweendom is to ALWAYS try desperately to act like a teenager even though you're ages 8-13.
"I'm such a tween! I watch Hannah Montana! That makes me cool!"
"OMG, my mom JUST gave me permission to wear eyeshadow!!! Wanna go buy some lipgloss and eyeshadow, since that's the only makeup I'm allowed to wear?"
"OMG I soooo totally LUVED Hannah Montana's outfit on last week's episode! I just wish my mom would let me wear halter tops!! STUPID BOOBS! WHY WON'T THEY GROW?! MUST GO STUFF TRAINING BRA WITH TOILET PAPER!!!"
"OHHHH, JESSE MCNARTNEY IS SO HOT! He should sooo totally date Hannah Montana!"
"OMG, I so totally ran out of eyeshadow!!! Do you think that if I don't wear any this weekend people will actually realize I'm eleven, not thirteen?! OHMYGOSH, must go buy more!! GASP! IS THAT A ZIT?! YAYYY--oops. I mean, ummm, NOOOO! NOW CALEB WON'T ASK ME TO THE CLASS CHRISTMAS PARTY!!"
"OMG, my mom JUST gave me permission to wear eyeshadow!!! Wanna go buy some lipgloss and eyeshadow, since that's the only makeup I'm allowed to wear?"
"OMG I soooo totally LUVED Hannah Montana's outfit on last week's episode! I just wish my mom would let me wear halter tops!! STUPID BOOBS! WHY WON'T THEY GROW?! MUST GO STUFF TRAINING BRA WITH TOILET PAPER!!!"
"OHHHH, JESSE MCNARTNEY IS SO HOT! He should sooo totally date Hannah Montana!"
"OMG, I so totally ran out of eyeshadow!!! Do you think that if I don't wear any this weekend people will actually realize I'm eleven, not thirteen?! OHMYGOSH, must go buy more!! GASP! IS THAT A ZIT?! YAYYY--oops. I mean, ummm, NOOOO! NOW CALEB WON'T ASK ME TO THE CLASS CHRISTMAS PARTY!!"
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A crystalmeth addict that is too damn old to be tweeking. These fucktards have fried every last brain cell and are total fuck-ups in life. An average Tweekosaurus-Rex is between the ages of 25-75. The Tweekosaurus-Rex's in their late 20's look like they are in their late 40's. There are two types:
Type A: The "tweeker" Tweekosaurus-Rex lives out of a back-pack and bounces from couch to couch because he/she has no home of their own. They have poor hygine and look disheveled most of the time. They are difficult to understand because they speak in tweakanese. Many have missing teeth, a condition also known as methmouth. They are commonly known to exhibit tweekalepsy; a condition in which they will exhibit mild siezure like symptoms, twiching, jirating, jerking about, scratching, and picking at their scabs.
Type B: The "functioning meth addict" Tweekosaurus-Rex lives in an apartment or with mom and dad. They can hold a job but always call in on Mondays and Fridays and leave early on paydays. He/she can barrrly pay the bills. They are the best customers at the cash advance establishments. Most of them have lost wives, husbands, custody of their children, property, and jobs.
A crystalmeth addict that is too damn old to be tweeking. These fucktards have fried every last brain cell and are total fuck-ups in life. An average Tweekosaurus-Rex is between the ages of 25-75. The Tweekosaurus-Rex's in their late 20's look like they are in their late 40's. There are two types:
Type A: The "tweeker" Tweekosaurus-Rex lives out of a back-pack and bounces from couch to couch because he/she has no home of their own. They have poor hygine and look disheveled most of the time. They are difficult to understand because they speak in tweakanese. Many have missing teeth, a condition also known as methmouth. They are commonly known to exhibit tweekalepsy; a condition in which they will exhibit mild siezure like symptoms, twiching, jirating, jerking about, scratching, and picking at their scabs.
Type B: The "functioning meth addict" Tweekosaurus-Rex lives in an apartment or with mom and dad. They can hold a job but always call in on Mondays and Fridays and leave early on paydays. He/she can barrrly pay the bills. They are the best customers at the cash advance establishments. Most of them have lost wives, husbands, custody of their children, property, and jobs.
Meilani: "Is that your dad?"
Nina: "No dude. That's my husband Dwayne. He's an old Tweekosaurus-Rex functioning meth addict. He works for the Department of Defence and makes bank but is broker than the homeless guy at the 7'll.
Meilani: "Why don't you get back together with him?
Nina: "When he gets the drift of this rhyme and changes I will:
You gotta man up,
listen to what I say.
Step up to the plate,
to live a brighter day.
I'm a fine woman,
yes i'm the very best.
But you are a lame,
and are failing the test.
You have no ambition,
and are stuck in a rut.
Living for meth and gambling,
and to bust a nut.
Thats all you care about,
my God oh how sad!
It's so unfortunate for you,
swallow it don't get mad.
These words are the truth,
I'm keeping it real.
Come down to earth Dwayne,
and learn how to feel.
Lose the bad habits,
and get yourself a life.
And be the man worthy,
of your beautiful wife.
By: Nina M. Lujan-Vickers
Nina: "No dude. That's my husband Dwayne. He's an old Tweekosaurus-Rex functioning meth addict. He works for the Department of Defence and makes bank but is broker than the homeless guy at the 7'll.
Meilani: "Why don't you get back together with him?
Nina: "When he gets the drift of this rhyme and changes I will:
You gotta man up,
listen to what I say.
Step up to the plate,
to live a brighter day.
I'm a fine woman,
yes i'm the very best.
But you are a lame,
and are failing the test.
You have no ambition,
and are stuck in a rut.
Living for meth and gambling,
and to bust a nut.
Thats all you care about,
my God oh how sad!
It's so unfortunate for you,
swallow it don't get mad.
These words are the truth,
I'm keeping it real.
Come down to earth Dwayne,
and learn how to feel.
Lose the bad habits,
and get yourself a life.
And be the man worthy,
of your beautiful wife.
By: Nina M. Lujan-Vickers
by An~R~Key * La Mesa, CA December 16, 2008
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