People Watching

The art of secretly watching someone for personal amusement, often times when bored.

I go people watching at school.

by emily2000 February 23, 2015

Whale watching

The act of laying down naked and trying to give yourself an erection without touching it. As you go from flaccid to hard your penis will flop back and forth over the edge of your gut. Like a whale breaching water.

I spent all afternoon whale watching and procrasturbatin

by NakedTyler January 7, 2013

Teaching his goldfish how to whistle

Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious.

"Where's (insert any name here) at?"

"He's in the backyard teaching his goldfish how to whistle."

by Alert The Press! May 14, 2006

Watching The Cleveland Show

Watching "The Cleveland Show" is the act of one returning to his/her bedroom and masturbating. The patron will usually deny their actions and resort to telling the question master that they were simply, "watching The Cleveland Show".

*Ken knocks on Guy's door*

Ken: "What are you doing in there, man?"
Guy: "Oh, shit I was just uhh ... watching The Cleveland Show ..."

by Cleveland Guy Brown October 15, 2013

watching paint dry

In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.

Number 27 was watching paint dry on that drive to the hoop.

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

Twitching the curtain

Affectionate term for female masturbation

Gary, You and the lads will have to make your own tea tonight, I've got an hour before Coronation Street and I'm gonna spend it twitching the curtain.

by Pezzatron February 24, 2011

Finger Twitching

A reference to rapper Fivio Foreign’s verse in song “Zoo York” by Lil Tjay (feat. Pop Smoke & Fivio Foreign). In his feature, Fivio Foreign raps, “I know they an opp ‘cause my finger keep twitchin’” (Fivio Foreign). Therefore as aforementioned, someone’s finger twitching means you are an opp.

An example of this phrase in a sentence is:

Friend 1: Splashes dirt on Friend 2 shoes.
Friend 2: “My finger twitching”
Friend 1: (Cries knowing they are an opp)

by SpecialApartment June 28, 2023