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Turkey Tossed

The act of dumping your significant other while both of you are on Thanksgiving break. This is especially used to describe the situation when college students return home for the first time since both individuals left for college and realize there is a lingering awkward tension between a once solid, love bound relationship. The two thus break-up to embrace the freedom and the ability to hook up with that guy/gal that you have been longing to since the first day you arrived at school.
Sam: I can't believe I have to buy my girlfriend a fucking Christmas present.

James: Sucks to be you! I got turkey tossed, and now I'm buying the new Call of Duty.

Sam: You're so lucky...
by saltyspoon December 2, 2009
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turkey slap

The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.
Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I turkey slapped the white offa her!
by Steve0 August 21, 2004
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Tusken Raider

1.)A Racial Slur for a Hostile Middle Eastern Terrorist with outdated weapons and tactics. They often live in the dessert and ride camels not (Banthas)

2.)Fearsome desert savages inhabiting the rocky Jundland Wastes, Tusken Raiders are the foremost reason Tatooine colonists do not wander far from their isolated communities. Extremely territorial and xenophobic, Tusken Raiders will attack with very little provocation. They show no allegiance to even their native world-mates, as these nomads have attacked Jawa scouting parties on occasion. They have even gathered numbers large enough to attack the outskirts of smaller towns like Anchorhead.
Obi-wan quote "The Sand People (Tuskens) are easily frightened but will return in greater numbers...."

Obi-wan Quote 2 " These blast marks are far to accurate for Tusken Raider's ....these were made by Imperial Storm Troopers..."
by Ivanstan July 9, 2006
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The Wild Turkey

A sexual act involving 5 men and one woman. The woman is penetrated in her pussy, asshole, and mouth while she jacks off the other two men.
I heard she likes the sausage.
Maybe we should give her the wild turkey.
Gobble Gobble
by Giant Panda Bear October 24, 2008
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Carving the Turkey

The act of ejaculating on another person's meal. This could be performed to an enemy or a friend and should be kept secret (e.g on the inside of a sandwich)
Hugo chuckled to himself as he had just finished carving the turkey into Merridew's sponge pudding.
by Ltrainman February 27, 2007
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turkey fast

going on a fast-- eating nothing-- except turkey. This can be done for several days after Thanksgiving. It cleans out your digestive system and also your fridge.
--There was half a turkey left over after Thanksgiving. So, I decided to detox my body with a turkey fast
by Doctor Science November 28, 2012
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Tuskenraidering

Getting out of your desk, putting your hands up in the air, and making noises like a tusken raider just
Jeff got a referral for tuskenraidering in the middle of a state test
by NukerFTW March 30, 2015
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