Turdle

A game where you post a picture of your morning shit, and people get 6 attempts to guess what you ate for dinner last night.

There are 3 levels of difficulty: Hard, Normal and Taco Bell.

Depending on how much beer you drank yesterday, there may be multiple games to play per day.

Rob: How did you go with today's Turdle?

Dave: No good. My last guess was borscht but it turns out that was just blood.

by Pervin Mervin February 15, 2022

Turdle

When you are playing Wordle while taking a shit

Tom's away from his desk but just shared his Wordle score on Facebook

He must be playing Turdle

by gruffi February 26, 2022

Turdulence

The act of fart gases passing over a turd before being expelled into the air, creating a super smelly fart of which another person walks into and makes a face of disbelief.

Turdulence - I was walking down a grocery aisle and hit turdulent air. I couldn’t believe the smell.

by JoeB Q-town February 28, 2022

Turdleing

When you have to take a dump and crap is sticking out of your butt like a turtle's head from a shell.

See also: penciling.

Is there a porta potty? I don't care it's disgusting, I'm turdleing here!

by Bababooey-Fafa flohi May 29, 2022

Turdle

Wordle done on the porcelain throne.

My constipation ended up helping me do Turdle in three guesses today—in hard mode, obviously.

by Gobbler Privets June 23, 2022

truddle

A cuddle with three people, showing mutual love or affection between all parties involved.

Come here, Steve, Linda - let's all have a truddle and be friends again!

by radioactiverockbadger August 15, 2022

Turdle

Playing Wordle on the toilet.

After lunch, I often enjoy a nice restroom break at work by taking a 15 minute Turdle.

by Chuckster4 November 8, 2022