Turban Dictionary

Widely mistaken for Urban Dictionary but is actually an entire glossary of words that are linked, similar and ryme with the word turban.

Thomas: What the fuck? Why hasn't urban dictionary loaded?
James: Look at the URl. You put in Turban Dictionary.
Thomas: Oh yeah, LOL!

by themostnaturalskintags May 5, 2008

turbage

The act of being pwned. Being rocked by those lower and greater than you. Complete opposite of 1337ness. Can be described as having nub-tastic abilities.

Wow Turbage you are terrible.

by Peter M. February 2, 2005

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation

A set of Tits...a monstrous ass...or any other part of the female body you have seen in porn vids or pictures that demands masturbation. Especially if said video/picture can be "USED" multiple times for viewing pleasure.

Dude did you see the monstrous clit on that Armenian stripper in that video? Going home to download that.....will be used as a WMT?

WTF is a WMT?

(WMT's:WEAPONS OF MASS TURBATION!) Im gonna pull a muscle jerkin my beef to this!

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation..Huge tits,Huge ass, lovely clit....anything you can wack off to.

by Urban Millz July 21, 2012

Tucansexual

The T in LGBTTQQIAAP. Now call me by my pronouns BIGOT!!

I FUCKING LOVE FUCKING TUCANS!! IM SUCH A TUCANSEXUAL

by TuCaNsExUaL December 13, 2018

forest of turbans

Iraqi for sausage fest. from the Daily Show on 02/15/05

The stag party in Baghdad was a forest of turbans

by Tmoney February 15, 2005

tucan grumping dongered

the process of getting a large spoon of mayonaise and putting it in your mouth and chewing on it constantly making a irratating chunky mushy noise.

me and jimmy tucan grumping dongered last night it was epic shit.

by dsc big boi June 12, 2011

Turbanistan

(slang) A middle eastern country. Usually one with Islam as the religion of the majority of its people.

He got that weird accent. Maybe he's from Turbanistan or something.

by ig11 April 8, 2013