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ass tulips

After any activity that would expand the anal cavity, such as anal sex, if on pushees his or her sphincter, part of the anal tissue will come out of the rectum. It is given this name because it when extended it looks like a tulip.
"You should have seen the tulips on Nate after last night."
by copernicus p. alfonz July 22, 2003
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Talitha

Pretty much cream of the crop. She's a Goddess with a southern draw attitude and always an amazing booty

Sweet at heart but she will rip yours the fuck out and she probably likes dogs. No Talitha is a cat person.
"Bro did you see that Talitha and her dog?"

"Yes dude! Her ass was perfect!"
by Hardtattak23 July 25, 2019
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Round Tuuit

Noun. A round tuuit is a very useful piece of equipment for the office, workshop or home, which allows the posessor to tackle any number of tasks.

In fact, without a round tuuit, it's hard to get anything done.
A) When can you finish those schedules I need?

B) I'll do them when I get a round tuuit.
by kilkrazy January 9, 2005
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Tubitha

1.) Any fat and lazy parasitic lifeform named Tabitha who feeds off of another human being until they are bled dry. After that stage it moves on to find another host.
1.) Tabitha was lazy and fed off of others so my dad named her Tubitha.

2.) Tubitha just finished sucking the money out of her host so she was forced to go and find another.

3.) After Tubitha was asked, "Why didn't you take a shower today?" She replied, "Are you kidding me? That is too much work!"
by CaM + RvM September 12, 2008
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stinky tulip

A stinky tulip is when vigorous anal intercourse causes the recieving partner's rectum to prolapse, revealing the reddish pink rectum. The transverse folds of the rectum make it look much like the flower of a tulip with the stem shoved up your partners anus. It also, because of its location, is almost always stinky.
"I rode my girlfriend's ass so hard that I finally got to see her stinky tulip" or "Josh, even though you've never given me flowers, your stinky tulip is the gift that keeps on giving."
by JBOZZ June 30, 2009
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Telita

ipossable to define
she is so telita and also really fucking hot
by yummycummychickendrummy February 19, 2018
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tulips

a quaint name for the two-lipped opening next to your taint
men don’t know enough things about our tulips. hell, we don’t.
by omymoon November 30, 2021
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