Trumpet Bash

A party held at Brandon University School of Music every year during jazz fest where each trumpet player funnels a beer through a trumpet, then the Last Post is played on said trumpet, and then it is smashed to bits.

"Rock this Bitch!! Trumpet Bash!!" - Tom Menzies

by Brian Humphries March 23, 2007

Cunt Trumpet

Pussy farts. After a good, hard fuck that pumps a lot of air into the vagina, the sound that emerges from a woman's birth canal. Guaranteed to make you laugh. Unlike their rectal counterparts, pussy farts do not smell.

"What a cunt trumpet! She's the Louis Armstrong of queefers! Play 'Freebird!'"

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Fuck me with a ragman's trumpet

Expression of surprise, quite long but effective at getting all the surprisedness out in one breath. For 'ragman' think Steptoe/Sanford & Son. Aha.

'Well fuck me with a ragman's trumpet. There IS a Santa.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

ass trumpet

A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.

The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.

by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005

Miami Trumpet

Convincing your partner to rim you, and when their tongue touches your asshole letting a really loud fart rip.

My girlfriend washed my jeans with a 20 in the pocket, so I gave her a miami trumpet that night.

by Jim Skalicious February 2, 2008

rusty trumpet

1. the female version of the rusty trombone
2. to eat the ass of a woman while reaching around and fiddling with her special place (especially with several fingers, simulating a trumpet)

I gave your mother a rusty trumpet.
She loved it.

by Jake E. Pants July 14, 2002

Trumpet hickey

A red mark left on the lips after practicing a brass instrument for an extended period

Look a that dork! He always has a trumpet hickey after band!

by Bri-Bri the Bassoonist November 13, 2011