Troutcock

When a man does not wash enough a penis will, at times, smell like a trout.

I really like you.

I don't mean to be so stand-off ish.

But I think I may have some troutcock on the go ....
Give me a minute please ?
There's snacks in the fridge.

Be right back. Make yourself at home.

by Larseholepursuss February 7, 2021

Speckled Trout

During or after anal sex the penis has specks of fecal material on it when removed from the anus.

"I was giving that ass a pounding and when I pulled out it looked like a speckled trout!"

by Danimale August 30, 2016

piss trout

A no tooth junky whore who may or may not be selling her body for methamphetamines and makes her living by participating in one golden shower after the other

“Jackie Lynn is such a piss trout you would not believe what she did to Clarence behind the save-a-lot last weekend”

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D May 6, 2018

Tiny Trotters

A short, fat, cookie-monster-humping closet-dweller who blames illegible handwriting on his tiny hands.

I can't read this file. Has that fat twat Tiny Trotters been at it again?

by False Buttocks May 21, 2021

one-eyed-trouser-snake

A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.

Sam has a 12 inch one-eyed-trouser-snake in his pants!! It spat on me last night when I was over.

by Mattie-Louise April 8, 2009

trout pout

1. {Chiefly British} The result of over inflating lips with collagen. Lips may also resemble sausages or a baloon sculpture.

2. A more temporary variant of this condition may result from orthodontic or dental procedures.

1. Her trout pout looks as if she ran into a wasp’s nest lips first.

2. {Shouted in the hallway} Hey trout pout! Ya goin' for the Meg Ryan look?

by mandingoe October 20, 2005

Trouted

When someone gets so smashed that they do not remember what they did and did not make it to a social event, and are in no state for society.

when an individual gets Trouted they can't make it to a ball that they payed for.

by JJBmister October 21, 2011