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profile trickture

when an average looking boy/girl has a face profile picture with an exceptionally hot freind, leading everyone to believe that they are that hot freind.
guy 1: I added that girl on facebook last night - turned out she had a profile trickture.

guy 2: I hate profile tricktures!
by toastfacelover March 19, 2010
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trickedy

a skill used to get out of "unsavory" situations or as a means to deceive, avoid or gain.
1. Whooooaaaa! Did you just see him run that red light to get that parking space? And judging from the way he's parked, it's going to take some trickedy to get out of that spot!

2. YOU the fool if you think I am falling for your trickedy!
by WoJamm January 24, 2010
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Golden Ticket Idea

An idea that later blows up in your face, per The Office.
Micheal- "We need a golden ticket idea?"
Pam- "Is that an idea that later blows up in your face"
by Trumangreen23 March 12, 2009
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slick ticket

by littleman8675309 October 5, 2011
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Dance Ticket

A "dance ticket" is a world wide term describing an amount of currency usually in the form of a bank note for the exchange of a lap dance.

The value/amount of a "dance ticket" is variable. It can vary depending on country, region, province, state, area, city, etc.

The service provided in exchange for a "dance ticket" is highly variable. It can vary based on the establishments style or quality as well as the dancer's quality of service, performance, mood, song that's playing, etc.

A common "dance ticket" in Canada would be the $20 bank note.
A common "dance ticket" in the USA could vary from a $20 bank note all the way down to the $1 note, depending on state/city.

It should be apparent that no matter where a person is on earth, a certain single bank note, one which is usually obtained easily from an ATM, can be used to get a lap dance, hence "dance ticket".
Example 1:

Club Dancer: "Hey sexy, how would you like to come to the back room with me for the next song, it's my jam"
Patron: "Sounds swell, I've got my dance ticket right here"

Example 2:
"Hey Dude, could you spot me a dance ticket till pay day, I need to get a pack of smokes"

Example 3:
"It's rainin' dance tickets!!"
by phlphll May 27, 2014
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Hot ticket

Someone who is a handful, but extremely amusing and a pleasure to be around. One of your most off the rail friends- but you're thankful for them and know it will never be a boring night with them. You never know what kind of adventures you’re going to be taking together but you always know it will be a night to remember. (Or not remember)
Kayla is a hot ticket. I will never have a boring night without her no matter where we go. Its always a surprise with her
by Mty2123 March 13, 2021
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Did you get your tickets?

Johnny: Hey, Cindy, Did you get your tickets?

Cindy: To what?

Johnny: To the gun show! *Flexes his muscles so hard he rips his shirt*

Cindy: *Orgasm*
by Specks December 14, 2012
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