treebeard

the act of giving head to a 40 year old man who has never shaven and has died his pubes green just after running a marathon

My boss gave me a treebeard after finishing the boston marathon

by mandingofriend June 13, 2011

Trebor

One of the dumbest names imaginable, found by reversing the more standard name of Robert. Is often confused with Trevor. People with this name are often the result of a strange family, usually with a father or grandfather named Robert.

Alec: Oh, I'm hanging out with Trebor today!
Lyndsey: Trevor? Who's that?
Alec: No, Trebor. Robert backwards!

by Chompo73 November 3, 2019

Teebowl

n. 1)Wherever the Denver Broncos are going instead of to the league championship game.

2) Any disappointing event attended reluctantly when God doesn't come through.

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Don't cry dear. I'm sure you'll have just as much fun at the Teebowl as you would have had at the State champioships. Maybe next year Jesus will love you and want you for a sunbeam.

by gnostic1 January 25, 2012

Treebranch

Internet slang for a penis that bends to the right which has been hideously defaced with a magic marker and has had a picture taken of it which has been sent to the object of the owners desire.

lolz roffle Magus' Treebranch

by Sottle September 16, 2003

Treetop fairy house

This is a fairy house found in the woods. It is on the top of a tree. If you touch it you will see a fairy that is very nice and pretty.

Saul: hey look at that tiny house up in the tree *touches treetop fairy house*

Fairy: now that you have touched my house I will be nice and pretty.

by Fairy lover💁 December 2, 2013

Treebeach

Hey look it’s treebeach the man who simps for cum biker

Look it’s the simp Treebeach

by Treebeach January 10, 2021

treecock

an amazingly large penis. think of a redwood...

ron jeremy...tommy lee...the character meat from the movie porky's...need we go on?

by ash n kate June 26, 2005