Laid Train

A term used to describe how a male has vigorously pleasured a woman. Often used by the male’s friends to describe the sexual encounter performed on his “social female”. A metaphor using the word “train” to describe a male’s sex organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Not a passionate saying but an aggressive phrase depicting intense pelvic thrusting during sex. It is more acceptable for males to use as females would appear to be quite promiscuous.

Tall Bro: "To be perfectly honest with you bro, that girl isn't even that hot.... for real."

Short Bro: "What the F are you talking about bro? You ain't even laid train yet!!!"

Acceptable (Male)
William: Hey you lay train on that socail female that came over last night?

Lawrence: Train was laid my friend. Tracks and all.

Unacceptable (Female)
Roxy: Hey Lu, you look really beat.

Lu: Oh I know, I met this group of guys at the club last night. They laid train on me and I made them breakfast this morning. You try making 16 omlettes!!

by checkoutyourboy May 26, 2008

train wreck

a total fucking disaster ...the kind that makes you want to shake your head.

The people at the party were so wack...it was a train wreck.

by 4 June 14, 2004

russian taunt

a term used to describe an action that many would consider to be homosexual in nature, but somehow the person committing the action is percieved as straight.

I know for a fact that i kissed David at the frat party a couple of weeks ago, but since everyone's saying it was a russian taunt, I guess I'm still straight.

by axoneen January 29, 2018

drop a train on 'em

To eliminate any type of problem one may have. First coined by Strong Bad when a virus email refused to be deleted and he used the Edgarware virus hunter to fix his problem.

Alright Edgar, now drop a train on 'em!

by Stryker1sf December 30, 2004

Riding the gravy train

Riding the gravy train is the name of the game. (not to be confused with The Game)
In this context, the game being the life lived by the people in the "industry" with their soulless addiction to pointless materialistic advantages such as money and fame.
So basically if you're "riding the gravy train" you have sold your true self out to the music industry/any other type of corrupt medium for said perks.

Roger Waters in a critical song "Have a cigar" by Pink Floyd :

Come in here dear boy have a cigar you're gonna go far,
You're gonna fly high, you're never gonna die,
You're gonna make it if you try, they're gonna love you.

Well I've always had a deep respect and I mean that most sincerely,
The band is just fantastic that is really what I think,
Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it "Riding the gravy train".

by lisartsy November 2, 2014

looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

code for "check out the slut"

as stated by Angela from The Office

Mark: haha looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

Dave: oh i know, do you see that skirt?

by yeeeeebaby December 1, 2009

Lemming Train

Online first person shooter battles. Groups of players follow another rushing player across an open battlefield without reason or understanding of tactics and get themselves killed very early in battle. These inexperienced players follow the monkey see monkey do mentality thinking they are safe by numbers. See Lemming rush.

Look at all those guys rushing up over the ridge and getting killed. Such easy pickings. What a lemming train.
Half our idiot team thought it would be great to break off and lemming train across the open field. Now it's just our 5 tanks againt their 12 >:(

by Flipped3540 March 29, 2016