swagg-traffic

The build up of slow walking gangsta kids, who stand in the middle of school hallways talking, dapping etc., which makes other kids late to class.

Definition by N.W - THS

Teacher: - Do you have a pass for why you were late to class?

You: - Sorry, there was alotta swagg-traffic in the main lobby.

by Dictionary of Swagg October 20, 2010

traffic lights

a toking game. Usually one toke pass, but you dont breathe out until you are next passed the doochie. See ninja death swords if you wanna get truly wreckup.

We only got one spliff left, so traffic lights yeh?

by grief March 15, 2004

Traffic Cone

The act of sitting naked upon the crown of the head of another person.

Our accountant at work went to Thailand and had young Thai boys give her a TRAFFIC CONE...

by Little T mart July 30, 2009

Traffic Jesus

A driver (male/female) known to ALWAYS allow others the right-of-way, often causing his/her passengers to become angry at them for being overly nice to any and all traffic.

Dan: "Dude, your dad is always letting other people go first, even when it's HIS turn. No wonder we're always late.."

Chris:"I know man, he's a total traffic jesus."

by SeñorFrog January 23, 2017

Traffic DJ

A traffic DJ plays loud music in his car, usually rap, with his sunroof down and all his windows open. Especially annoying during heavy traffic commutes.

I had to drive an entire hour in a traffic jam next to a traffic DJ. It sucked.

by Entitled_Karen September 13, 2019

Traffic rape

Traffic rape is when in a traffic jam another car forces itself in front of you even when you didn't let that car in.

"That car just traffic raped me"
"I just got traffic raped"

by Tinuviel June 30, 2014

traffic jammer

The sexiest motherfucker on this earth and when thou shalt see him on any street corner thou shall bow in his awesome presence whilst he analy pleases you

He is a traffic jammer

by matty millz October 6, 2013