Tottleration

When you tollerate anoying tottlers because they are so adorable.

It was complete and total tottleration when I saw this whiney tottler but tollerated him because he was so adorable.

by Kevin and Rob March 25, 2010

Alabama Teeter Totter

When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?

“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”

by allahu YEETbar November 20, 2018

tottenham hotspur

a poor excuse for a North London football team

tottenham are poor and ledley king sucks

by www.badgerphone.co.uk May 17, 2004

Teeter Totter

someone who fluctuates between the happy and sad

"You're either really happy or really sad,you are such a teeter totter."

by tobee October 16, 2015

tottenham hotspur

Tottenham Hotspur small and unsuccessful "football club" based in slum area of North London. Not near Highbury.

Famous for having won only two league championships (a bit like Chelsea, only worse). That's an amazing 6 times as few as local superclub, Arsenal. In fact, there are several notable events in history that happened just after the "mighty" lillywhites won their last league trophy: The Beatles had not even had their first hit, the Berlin Wall had not been erected and man was yet to set foot on the moon. They have been relegated a few times. Not like Arsenal, who have remained in the top flight of English football for ninety years now, regularly winning championships. Also famous for having mentally unstable fans that are unable to read and write and think they play a brand of football that can be witnessed at nearby superclub, and altogether classier footballing institution with more history, The Arsenal.

Mindless delinquent: "Oi chav, I support the second biggest football club in Norf London"

Sane person "What, the mighty Barnet?"

Mindless delinquent "Nah mate, Tottenham Hotspur, innit"

Sane person "Oh you dirty little poor person. Hear's the number of the nearest mental home. And get your hand out of my pocket!"

by George Graham April 23, 2006

Tottenham

The best club in London

“Hey look Tottenham won Arsenal lost again”

by Spurs420coys February 6, 2019

tottenham

Class football team who play football how its meant to be played. The only team in north london.

Did you see tottenham at the weekend? They were class.

by KING YID February 11, 2005