Ootsie tootsie

Before intercourse, one inserts a lucky rabbits foot into the anal cavity of ones partner in order to ensure a quality time.

My girlfriend had a bad week so I gave her an ootsie tootsie.

by Sabby, MD PhD DVM October 21, 2018

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Lenny of tools

He is an all around handyman, a mr.fix any and all! With a simple idea or suggestion, he will build,create or design something so amazing and extraordinary that your mind will literally be blown and your friends and family will disown you claiming that your a complete liar and there's no way you had any part in the magnificent outcome that only you and lenny know was once your very own thought, dream, or quick ponder.

Once a nobody, he pulled a quick lenny of tools and ruled the world!

I wish I had a lenny of tools around once in a while..to fix stuff, love and adore beyond reason, and well just fix stuff!

by LeonardLover October 25, 2016

Tootsie

Another word for the human foot. Somewhat of a childish term.

My girlfriend squeals when I tickle her tootsies!

by MACHone Inc. October 8, 2005

towanda tootsie pop

Named after a small Northern Pennsylvania town known for incest. A Townada tootsie pop occurs after anal sex with a close relative when a penis is cleaned orally.

Sam gave Bill a towanda tootsie pop.

by Towanda Tootsie Pop March 8, 2016

ToonShipping

The Yu-Gi-Oh fandom pairing of Seto Kaiba and Pegasus J. Crawford (Maximillion Pegasus).

Some of that ToonShipping stuff is just plain crazy...
or
Is there no one that ToonShips anymore!?

by VenusianVixen September 28, 2008

tootsie roll fruit cup

The second best insult to be used on a city boy or hockey player. Indicates they are both soft (like a tootsie roll) and gay (like a fruit cup). Thus calling them soft and gay in one phrase. As seen in Letterkenny problems on Youtube, a series of comedy skits about small town life problems.
The first best insult is ten ply.

Guy 1- Ladies love the flow, bro.
Guy 2-Buddy the only thing ladies love is when you quit talking.

Guy 1 - What'd you say.
Guy 2- You heard me. Buddy your softer than a "tootsie roll fruit cup"

by andrewn September 17, 2013