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Tooting Your Own Dick

To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.
A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"
by Erecto January 3, 2010
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Heel-toeing

A technique used by skilled Dance Dance revolution players where the player uses one foot to control 2 arrows at the same time; Using their Heel for one arrow while simultaneously using their Toe for another.
Its done fast and its almost hard to catch with the human eye.

This technique is evident in the famous DDR video on youtube of "JSB VS REFLEX - Legend Road" WHere you can see JSB using this Heel-toe technique to achieve an AA.

This technique is also founded by the Legendary JSB.
Fanboy1: dude! did you see jsblade in that legend of Max video? His feet were on fire!

Fanboy2: yup, he was totally heel-toeing!
by bovineexcrement February 7, 2012
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Tooing Toking up toeing toobing Toming Tooling Tooting tooping Towing Thoing

Tooling Out

A derivation of Rocking Out, Tooling Out is when the subject puts in one of Tool's CDs (ÆNIMA, LATERALUS, OPIATE, UNDERTOW, 10,000 DAYS, or any of various mixes) or plays from iPod or other MP3 Player and turns up the music as loud as it will go. The side-effects vary from person to person, however the most common is a sense of deep content and/or intense headbanging.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to go party?
Guy 2: Naw, I'd rather stay home and Tool Out.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the new Tool Album?
Guy 2: No... when was it released?
Guy 1: Two weeks ago.. I've been Tooling Out ever since!
by {Sno} July 28, 2008
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tooling

The act of being a tool, i.e. doing work when you should be out raging
Bob: (at 9pm on a Friday night) Dude, are you seriously going to be tooling all night?
Derek: Yeah, I've got a midterm Monday.
Bob: That's what Sunday night is for, you fucking tool.
by WillHandsome March 4, 2007
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Tip Toeing

Rubbing the tip of ones penis on a person's toes while they sleep.
Either I stepped in snot this morning, or someone has been tip toeing around here.
by loquacious loki January 10, 2015
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Tobing

{Tobe-ing} not {tawb-ing}

When you are do everything right. This describes a time when your life is going exactly how you need it to be going. Usually the end to a losing streak or week of L's. This when you really start to bounce back.
Friend 1: Hey man, how you doing?
Friend 2: Bro you don't even know! I'm straight Tobing right now. I just aced my math test, hit a new bench pb and I got Stacy to go on a date with me.
by tits4toby December 21, 2017
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middle toking

When 3 people stand or sit side by side in a straight line smoking pot, the center person is "middle toking" when they take a hit off the pipe or joint or bong every time it is passed back and forth in both directions.
Man, you're wasted!

I was middle toking with Alex and Levi, so I got twice as toasted as they did!
by Sonnie Skiba March 26, 2009
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