Tomer

Two Definitions:

The Under-exaggerated Definition: One of the Hottest Jews in existence. One Being near perfect to g-d.

The most accurate definition: The hottest, sexiest, perfect, intellectual, wisest of them all. One who is above the laws and the ten commandments.

I'm no tomer, but I'm not ugly.

TOMER CHRIST!!! You shot me in the foot!!!

Shut up you tomertistical bastard. You are not tomer, and will never be one!

As top models, you have to perfect yourself Tomer Status.

by Tomer Stalker January 21, 2009

Tolerhate

To hate something but tolerate it in your daily life.

Family reunions were always tough for John as he had to tolerhate most of his in-laws.

by TCGen July 15, 2009

tokers

people who smoke pot

those guys are huge tokers

by anonymous April 9, 2005

Midnight Toker

A person that consumes cannabis late at night. Usually someone who doesn't want to get caught by others, most likely parents. These people will sometimes invest in a vaporizer, for more stealth toking.

Cole's parents seen the movie Reefer Madness so to avoid any backlash from his parents about his consumption of marijuana, he invested in a vape and switched to only smoking at night time when they were asleep. Thanks to this switch, he no longer gets lectured about the 'dangers' of this harmless herb. He is now considered a Midnight Toker.

by MidnightTokingAllNightLong December 6, 2011

Toofer

means "two for one" or can also be used to mean "two birds with one stone"

Bubba : "Hey Jesse, its two-for-one drinks at the bar tonight!"

Jesse : "Sweet, its a toofer. Lets get tanked!"

or

Bubba: "Hey Jesse, look I just killed me a buck and a baby deer with one round!!"

Jesse: "Sweet toofer!"

by chall77 June 11, 2009

low tolerance

What you can't put up with shit very easy. When someone says something stupid and instead of ignoring them you flip a bitch!

high tolerance day =

Man: Hey look up in the sky its the sun.
Other man: ...... Cool

low tolerance day =
Man : Hey look up in the sky its the sun.
Other man : NO FUCKING WAY ASSHOLE!!

by C.e.S.0111 January 27, 2012

tooner

something that kills the conversation because of its randomness or weirdness. Usually said after the awkward comment was used with "that was" before it. Also a certain expression is amde with the face of the person saying tooner by opening his/her eyes as wide as possible and lifting eyebrows. Many times a person doesn't even have to say tooner and will only say "That was" and imply it.

person 1: I'm gona wear my super tight shirt so that everyone will think I'm buff.

person 2:That was tooner/ you are tooner/ That WAS!

by SugaShaners June 7, 2009