Toobin' off

Verb. The act of masturbating.

I walked in and caught him toobin' off.

by beau grand os October 21, 2020

noob toobineer

an unskilled player in a vidio game (mohaa) that has to use a rocket to get kills ,because he does not have the skill to use any other weapon.

OMG WTF that noob toobineer has killed me again .he needs to get some skills.

by MOH MAFIA June 27, 2005

Pulling a Toobin

Exposing your dick while on a Zoom call. Typically happens if you're masturbating while taking the call and there is an attractive coworker, whom you want to hook up with, but are married and have a family.

Almost always, you would "not know" the camera was on, leading to pulling a Toobin to be done by accident or on purpose.

I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I got fired from my job for jerking off while on a Zoom call and my dick made it on camera...You know, I was pulling a Toobin.

by TheHeardDerg October 19, 2020

Toobin My Jeffrey

(Verb) Rubbing one out while engaged in a work related Zoom call which has been popularized during the Covid19 pandemic; May be substituted for other common male masturbation verbs such as beating your meat, flogging your log, etc.

Friend: Why’d you lose your job bro?

Me: Well I was on this boring ass Zoom call with a bunch of bitchy Karens so I got to work Toobin my Jeffrey and wouldn’t you know it, the fucking camera was recording.

Friend: Bad break bro.

by Flog Logger October 21, 2020

Toobin

Jerking off during a live video call.

Named after now former CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin for jerking off on video during a Zoom call.

"I totally need to toobin. Sara looks so good in our weekly all hands."

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of furiously flogging one's dog or flicking one's bean while on a teleconference while unwittingly broadcasting said act to one's coworkers.

Hey, did you hear Jeff got fired for Toobin?

by Flurglblurg October 21, 2020

Tuggin the Toobin

Masturbating or preforming a lewd act whilst on a video conference call.

Doug got caught Tuggin the Toobin whilst on a Zoom call with his colleagues.

by Not my reall October 21, 2020