törner

Törner is a real sexy beast #BEAST

Hot girl 1: Oh there's Törner, i wanna suck him!
Hot girl 2: The rumor says he got a big dick

by McTörner December 13, 2016

Tanner_star

Tanner_star is a lowlife idiot. This type of person enjoys taking shits on the beach as well as eating plain oatmeal for breakfast. His personal hobbies include eating tons of low-cal ice cream, believing he cannot get fat because it is low-cal. His parents think he goes to bed early but really he goes to sleep as the sun rises.

Ugh, he's such a Tanner_star. He just venmoed me $5 to play with him.

by bestrustkiller2020 April 13, 2020

Tanner N Morgan Day

Every year on October 17th it’s the national holiday Tanner N Morgan Day. On this day you eat boo berry waffles and buy hoodies thats it

It’s Tanner N Morgan day i will now eat boo berry waffles and buy a hoodie

by Definitely Not Tanner October 18, 2020

Tannercok

A shy young man who seeks to compensate for his miniscule peepee by abusing his mates. He is the guy who takes something the most serious while being the worst at it. He is still handsome, often being compared to Justin Bieber, with dashing looks, sadly accompanied by terrible manners.

Random Convo:
Person 1: "Did you see Tannercok the other day"
Person 2: "Yeah, he relieved himself in the fountain. He did look sexy though."

by wiggabigga69 November 19, 2021

tanners mom

an superhumanly hot Milf. someone I as a completely straight male would let peg me with a 12 inch strap on. Every boy in the school has wet dreams thinking about tanners mom mainly Cyrus in particular. she is short and sculpted like a porn star. -i love tanners mom

me: tanners mom. everyone else; shes so hot, i love tannes mom, im gonna fuck her so hard.

i want to have anal sex with tanners mom

by RedHotTestyWarts June 16, 2022

Cow Towners

An unsophisticated person from a cattle-raising town that has a reading level of a kindergartener.

I hate how we have to put pictures on our menus for these cow towners.

by I will sue your ass. October 4, 2022

Tanner

When used as a feminine name (rarely) it defines a strong and capable person. Tanner can conquer life's challenges, even the unsurmountable. Tanner has a great sense of humor, beautiful smile, loves to laugh. When Tanner hugs you, the sun shines right over you and envelops you in her warmth. Tanner is a lovely person anyone would be honored to know.

I love Tanner, Don't you?

by honey west February 3, 2010