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Toledo Hot Pocket 

Shitting into an envelope and mailing it first class to your lover.
When I got home from music trivia, I was pleasantly surprised to see your Toledo Hot Pocket waiting in my mailbox for me.

poppy-toed 

this is used to describe someone who always stands pigeon toed both in pictures and during general interaction with them.
that girl stands so poppy-toed
poppy-toed by poppytoed June 26, 2023

Toledo Depth Charge 

While receiving a blowjob, one places his left hand on his left hip (w/ the elbow facing slightly forward), then proceeds to vomit on the girl giving the blowjob.
"I knew I was in love the first time he gave me a Toledo Depth Charge," said Mary.

Tondalaya 

Native American meaning little swan. A very attractive woman who is brilliant and sweet, but has a very short attention span. She is loyal, faithful, and a bit of a closet freak.
That girl is such a Tondalaya in the sack.
Tondalaya by Isis0200 February 3, 2010
wut u are after u toke, aka HIGH
dude that was sum good weed...i am toked as a mutha fucker
toked by STEVE STOKES IS GAY June 3, 2003
Gun,Gat,Piece,Yok,Nine,Mili Mil,Duce Duce
As in the last thing you will ever HEAR bitch.
Tone by AGENTD36 February 28, 2004