toasticles

What you get when a cup of coffee (or really hot soup) spills on your pants.

My toasticles hurt like mad when i spilled my coffee

by Googley Jiblets February 27, 2004

testiclese

Like testicles but ... cooler to say.

"Suck my testiclese, bitch!!!"

by Dj Roara ( created by Son Tran ) September 4, 2006

tesicle tyrant

A gay guy or a skank that like to suck balls.

Oh, man, Elton John is such a testicle tyrant....

by Dave July 6, 2003

Testicles

The two balls under a penis.

"the Testicles are under the penis lmao, I said penis"

by keemosaurus November 27, 2017

Testicles

A man’s ballsack, also known as The Fountains Of Cum.

Testicles means your balls.

by Minecraft1238 January 7, 2019

chest testicles

Boobies

The girl had nice chest testicles

by Toilet candy May 26, 2017

Three testicles and a Fork

A very large amount. Even more than an arm and a leg. Anyone can loose an arm and a leg, but it takes extra willpower to gain an extra testicle and a fork. The fork is there as well to symbolize that they are charging for unnecessary thing.

Guy 1: it’s going to cost $25 to get in
Guy 2: it used to cost $10. They’re really asking for three testicles and a fork now.

by Username Not Taken December 12, 2021