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Toaster quality

Mostly used to describe the bad quality of a YouTube video. Even lower quality than 240p. It's also known as "cell phone quality", because cell phones (excluding smartphones with good cameras) are known to have really low video quality.
Example video with toaster quality:

wwwDOTyoutubeDOTcom/watch?v=IpFyvrHYpnI
Replace DOT with a "." (without the quotes).
by maxie526 January 16, 2012
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Toaster Lover

The proclaimed enemies of Sir. James, in his war on the Toaster Revoltution. Called Toaster Lover more for their political agendas than for an actual propensity to physically love toasters.... though some have made a motion that it should be legal for a person to enter into matrimony with a toaster.
"I'll get ye, ye toaster lover" (direct Sir James qoute)
by James Dracon February 3, 2008
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toaster bath

A noun pertaining to an act of suicide, usually used in a sarcastic manner.
by Adam Morgan February 17, 2008
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The Toaster Revolution

A political movement. The name The Toaster Revloution,came about for reasons unclear. What ever the reason the use of toasters, or rather the "correct" use of toasters has played a large part in splitting people on the issue. There are murmers of an underground war on the issue, the opposition headed by a man formerly known as Sir. James and now just as James, and the Toaster Revolution rumoured to be headed by various people through out history.
It is debated by some that James stole the name from the actual Toaster Lovers in Guelph (who actually did love toasters because women shunned them), and fabricated the entire revolution as a cover to hide some nefarious deeds of his own, the nature and origion of which noone can guess. Though certain conspiracy theorists, have tied it all in with a group of evil walrus people, who are said to live under the ground somewhere in the general area of Canada, and the northern United States, whom they believe to be the real governing force behind those countries as well as many others. The "evil walrii" as they call them are said to be coming to a war with the "Vikings under Norway" (similar idea as with the evil walruses but the walruses rely more on technology, and are walruses), in which the fate of human kind will be decided (eigther way human's reign would theoretically come to an end, it would merely be a question of complete annihilation or slavery).
Many lives were lost in the Toaster Revolution.
by James Dracon February 8, 2008
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skin toaster

Helga stopped popping herself into the skin toaster after the salon added the government's ten-percent tax. Now she feeds her melanoma outdoors.
by Eric Maan July 31, 2010
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Toaster Bath

The act of placing one’s toaster into one’s filled bathtub with the desired effect of death.
Justin: “Hey Clay, I heard Hannah Baker committed toaster bath.”

Clay: “Yeah it’s all the rage now!”
by GOTY'M March 6, 2019
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Toaster Fluid

Go drink Wolfie's toaster fluid
by Shenziwu November 24, 2018
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