Mexican Tow Truck

2 non-English speaking hispanic guys yelling at one another while running alongside a dead car with it's hazard lights on in nuetral that is being physically pushed down the road by a pickup truck that is directly behind it ramming the bumper like a Tiajuana hooker.

Javier forgot to fill up before we left, so we had to Mexican Tow Truck it all the way back home.

by Fucking Clown Shoes July 23, 2011

German Tow Truck

When the male is walking up behind a female to enter her, while she is bent over, the female reaches behind her and "hooks" the male, pulling him into her ass.

I walked up behind her to enter her vaginally, and she gave me the German Tow Truck! It was great!

by alwayshere April 27, 2009

Redneck Tow

Moving an inoperable, undrivable vehicle from one location to another by pushing it with a regular old car (or rusty pick up truck).

One person sits in the broken car to steer, and the other drives directly behind in the 'pusher' car, flooring it to be able to move both vehicles. There is no equipment involved in this tow--just front bumper to back bumper and pedal to the metal.

A Redneck Tow is usually accompanied by screeching tires.

by tantallum May 1, 2011

Tuna Tow

The act of attracting a woman without effort, usually because they're too damned handsome.

Justn : Damn. Aaron's always pulling in women... wtf
Seth: Yeah... that bastard is a real Tuna Tow-er. He's always reeling in ho's.

by Put0ut August 24, 2018

Mexican Tow Truck

Any car or truck used to pull a broken down vehicle with an inadequate rope.

My friend pulled me home today with his mexican tow truck. At one point we were going almost alomost 70 mph. It was one of the most dangerous things I've ever done.

by briguy360 March 8, 2010

West Virginia Tow Chain

A sexual act involving at least two men and one girl. All three stand up facing one way and one man sodomizes the other man while he in turn fucks the girl from behind. The girl clamps her muscles on the second guy's dick and walks across the room, similar to a truck towing something

Jimbob and Joebob gave me a West Virginia Tow Chain last night!

by Charli XXX December 23, 2014

kow-tow(s)

To give in to, to submit to even though you are right and they are wrong. Not standing up for your rights.

Next time that bully threatens to whip your ass if you don't give him your lunch money, don't kow-tow(s) to him. Make him fight you for it.

by Tenderheart7x77 July 29, 2009