Titano

A guy who brings underage girls around his friends who would go to jail for statutory rape.

Matt: Dude Payne has been a major Titano lately, did you see how young those girls were?
Chapman: Ya man, they must have been like 16 or 17
Matt: Damn Titanos.

by Matty Dubz August 3, 2010

Titanic

A horrible disaster in the 20th century.

Titanic is also a ship that sank in 1912, found in 1986.

by Adrian January 23, 2005

Attack On Titan

The best show ever... humanity is behind walls as giants (Titans) eat/kill people. Eren Yeager and his 2 childhood friends, Mikasa Ackerman and Armin Arlert, go to kill them to save humanity.

Attack on Titan is the best anime ever

by Otaku_for_life March 11, 2018

Tita

If you're not a pervert, then you were looking for the Hawaiian term for strong independent woman.
If You're a pervert, you tried to type in tits on google and you accidentally typed in tita because your normal typing hand is on your penis, ready to masturbate.

Oh yea, some tita will get me nice and hard. Oh wait thats not right.

by Average internet knowledge guy January 7, 2015

The TiTanic

A sexual position in which the male penetrates the female from behind. Meanwhile, she sticks her arms out like in the famous scene from the film. She leans forward and the male partner holds the female with ice cubes in hand by her breasts. As he is about to come, he exclaims, "Never let go."

I was doing The TiTanic with my girlfriend last night. It was picture perfect.

by lilahs a slut June 2, 2014

TI-89 Titanium

God's calculator. Most of the questions of the SATs that require solving for variables or solving trigonometric identities can be solved by simply plugging them in to this beast of calculator.

John: "Hey Randall, what did you get on the math section of the SATs?"

Randall: "Oh, just an 800"

John: "800?!?! Didn't you get a 550 last time?"

Randall: "That was before I got my TI-89 Titanium!"

by Randwulf October 6, 2009

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.

The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.

by R. Kemp December 13, 2004