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Tinker Bell

When you shove pixie dust up your asshole and then squat and fart it into someone’s face, (preferably the eyeball) making the pixie dust tinkle all over.
Aw dude!! I got fuckin pink eye from that Tinker Bell you gave me!!!
by JTink March 4, 2023
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Tinker Talbot

Someone who knows everything and has done everything. A literal god amongst men. Anything that has been done in the history of the universe, has been done already and more efficiently by Tinker Talbot.
Person 1: "the other day i went out and scored 27 points in a basketball ga-"

Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022
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tinkered

A word used by people who go on ski trips and bring the smallest amount of weed possible to described getting high.

Said with a hand gesture alike the gesture for getting wasted
Guys you ready to get tinkered on this trip *makes hand gesture with left hand while pulling out the tiniest amount of weed *
by Saaaaaa dude July 20, 2016
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TINKER TINDLE BUMBLE WOLFE

Just saying this phrase FEELS GOOD and you want to then...41 41 41 41
Jump WOLFE bones and FUCK HER OUT OF ORBIT as JUST YELL BITCH , " TINKER TINDLE BUMBLE WOLFE" but the only problem is you forgot SHE IS THE ONE that started that FAB to (CUT OFF PENIS'ES with BALLS IN PLACE around the world as she was kind ENOUGH to you as thank me for leaving you with "YOUR COARSE AND COURAGE" and she yells after as "YOU ARE SCREAMING" , "YOU ARE SUCH A PUSSY FAGG0T'S ASSH0LE.!!!!"
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 17, 2022
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Tinkering

Making the ideas come to life.
As I started tinkering, I started to create a beautiful artistic piece of a creation.
by WriterU March 6, 2024
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Tinker's damn

The damn or other curse issued by a tinker. 19th century language in which tinkers by trade were considered some of the lowest in society, so to not receive a 'damn' from a tinker is considered as being lesser that the lowest. The modern day equivalent to tinkers would be furries, so if a furry doesn't give a damn, you gotta be one sorry son of a bitch.
I don't think you're even deserving of a tinker's damn, after what you did to those kids.
by Esna Slersad January 13, 2025
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Ed Tinker III

When one takes a massive bowel movement, usually runny and stinky in nature. Similar to an upper decker.
Dude do not go in the bathroom, I just took an Ed Tinker III.
by Hejsjeushsjsbsbsjs December 23, 2019
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