When you shove pixie dust up your asshole and then squat and fart it into someone’s face, (preferably the eyeball) making the pixie dust tinkle all over.
by JTink March 4, 2023
Get the Tinker Bellmug. Someone who knows everything and has done everything. A literal god amongst men. Anything that has been done in the history of the universe, has been done already and more efficiently by Tinker Talbot.
Person 1: "the other day i went out and scored 27 points in a basketball ga-"
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
Tinker Talbot: "real quick, I was in a hockey league back when i was at Tinker and I was a goalie. I broke 42 bones in my legs and hands, and saved 78 goals and scored 54 in one game. I almost went pro but I was busy selling TVs and bar tending making $5000 per night all while managing an excavation company and running my bowling alley on the side."
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022
Get the Tinker Talbotmug. by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022
Get the tinker-twatmug. When a drunken homeless man sticks a bunch of pixie dust up his ass and farts it into the eyes of another drunken homeless man.
by JTink March 8, 2023
Get the Tinker Bellmug. by Kids philanthropy June 11, 2019
Get the Tinkermug. When you get old and tinker with stuff while moseying about. Said like it's early 1900's New York street gangs. Like 'Fiddlin' Ben' but old and slowly doing nothing of the utmost importance.
I just know I'll be a tinkering mosey when I'm old, it's literally all I've ever wanted to do. Tinker with stuff moseying about; no deadlines... Then maybe, I'll finally be able to kill time, once and for all.
by REALDEALShaquilleONeal October 21, 2022
Get the Tinkering Moseymug. When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.
Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters
Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters
Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022
Get the Tinker Wanker Syndromemug.