Timberlake Christian School

A school directed by morons and legalistic people. No opinions can be shared. Teachers put words into you're mouth and automatically assume anything you do is wrong in all intent. Every inside joke is automatically morally wrong and will lead you to get in trouble and be frowned apon. You are not allowed to defend you're reasoning cause you're always wrong or living to cover it up. The kids who go here are usually two faced brats.

F1: dude don't you go to Timberlake Christian school?

F2: yeah it sucks

F1: I heard some idiots spray painted your dug out with a bunch up dicks right?

F2: yeah, they didn't even get kicked out cause they need the tuition money so bad.

by No0nebutM3 June 1, 2018

Minnesota Timberwolves

One of the worst basketball teams ever.

And I can say that because I'm from MN

Avid Wolves fan: "Hey, did you catch the Minnesota Timberwolves game last night?"
Non-fan: "Did we win?"
Avid Wolves fan: "Well no, but-"
Non-fan: "There's my answer."

by Raina J. April 29, 2011

drop off some timber

A slang term meaning to use the restroom to defacate.

"Hey, do you know where the crapper is? I need to drop off some timber."

by misshannahjoy89 January 11, 2009

Timberly

Timberly is a very sweet , nice girl who will be nice to anyone . She loves nature and animals but will kill any bug she sees . She loves Logan Paul and loves Hoodies . She hates school . And will stay up till 6am . She acts like she is 5 but is very mature at times . She knows everything but she is NOT i repeat NOT a dictionary . I know all of this because my name is Timberly . Have a wonderful day and don’t do drugs and stay in school :) .

Woah , Timberly is thiccer than a snicker .

by timberlythechickennugget May 30, 2018

Scissor me timbers

A variation of "shiver me timbers," a common pirating term, screamed by women during lesbian lovemaking. The term refers to their interlocking legs, which are often spread at an angle similar to open scissors.

"How does this double headed dildo feel, lesbian lover?"

"Scissor me timbers!"

by Motorboating SOB April 13, 2009

timberwolves

NBA team that's lost in the 1st round of the playoffs 7 straight years; home of KG; balanced team who will be good in '04

The T'Wolves are gonna win a playoff series this year.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Timberlane Regional Middle School

A really sucky square box of hell. Where there are some nice people but most are bitchy attention seekers. There is no diversity here. Like five black kids and that’s it. Half the kids here are on some type of drugs. All the sports suck balls. The only thing I can say that Timberlane is good at is music. They have an awesome music program and that’s really it.

Oh you go to Timberlane Regional Middle School yeah that school is shit

by Dirtycheeseboot October 3, 2019