Thundercunt

When a person throws a hamster at the speed of sound.

"When I lose my children in the divorce and I thundercunt my hamster into the nearest bus"

by Scottish Inquisition August 23, 2023

thundercunt

Tanya

Thundercunt, did you mean Tanya?

Yes!

by waynealexander August 28, 2016

thundercunt

when you smash somthing into next tuesday

i was playing cricket and i absolutely thundercunted the ball for six

by jimbofreebum November 16, 2024

cumguzzling thundercunt

A comeback you say to your friends when they unironically call you short.

Friend: “ur short” you: “stfu you cumguzzling thundercunt”

by Dickbiggerthandrake420 February 22, 2024

Thundercunting

The act of using the entire power the universe to throw something at a wall as hard as humanly possible

Jerry lost a ranked match which resulted in him thundercunting his hamster against a wall

by Z3INU August 9, 2023

Thundercunt

A game played with a warm can, preferably one that has been in the sun all day.

Take turns to smack the can against your forehead until it bursts, whoever does the worst damage must down the drink.

Warning headaches may ensue.

Hey guys let's play thundercunt!

by Ollielufc June 25, 2018

Thundercunt

verb
The act of throwing something with the pure, unbridled rage of 1,000 suns. Often resulting in the destruction of thrown item.

Tom: What is that hole in your wall from?
Rob: I lost 10 matches in a row and Thundercunted my hampster into the wall.

by the indus river valley July 22, 2023