Carl TheRapist

The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.

"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025

Therapist

Told you that you are spiritually bankrupt? That is a FUCKED UP THING FOR A THERAPIST TO SAY! They SHOULD NOT BE SAYING THAT TO PEOPLE.

Hym "Is spiritual bankruptcy a clinical diagnosis!? What in the fuck is THAT SHIT!? A therapist told a person... That their problem was that they weren't religious... And that drove her to Christianity. That fucking therapist should not be doing that. That piece of shit needs to have their license removed."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2024

therapist doctor

a friend who helps with your worries and problem who refers to them self as a “therapist doctor thingy”

friend1: i need help
friend2: i will be your therapist doctor thingy :)

by Spamalam038372884 November 27, 2020

Therapist

A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E

I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

Therapist Appreciation Day

Holiday on November 2nd that celebrates the one friend in your group that deals with everyone’s drama and shit

Yo it’s Vinny I better be extra nice to him today because it’s therapist appreciation day.

by joesphhunter69 November 2, 2019

Therapistical

Ask OLLIE

I attended to my therapy people in a therapistical way

by Gay hentai lover November 19, 2020

Therapist Special

When a therapist purposely doesn’t respond to a desperate message outside of session where you bear the depths of your soul.

I texted my therapist I was going to off myself the other day, she gave me the therapist special!

by Lightsun May 10, 2024