Randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame

Which is what I have done just now. I feel a bit more human.

Person 1: On Urban Dictionary, I put a ploppymoppy definition in.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I hope I'll be the next Numa Numa, Leeroy Jenkins or Stolen Sidekick guy.

Person 2: So basically you are randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame?

Person 1: Yeah.

Person 2: You know that'll probably never get past the editors, dude.

Person 1: I know, I know.

*looks up at the sky and sheds a tear*

by Antony August 10, 2006

Nought to sort

When someone who used to be ugly, becomes very attractive. From a 'nought' or 'zero out of ten', to a 'sort', a term used to describe attractive people by some Londoners and Cockneys.

Man 1- "Oi, mate, you seen that bird , Chantelle, these days?"
Man 2-"Yeah geez, she used to be clapped as hell but now she's gorgeous"
Man 1-"Proper nought to sort"
Man 2-"Trust me"

by Gabalarr April 19, 2016

Sorted

organized; arranged; fixed up.

"“And your social commitments?” “They're well sorted.”"

by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025

SORTED

Sorted is the feeling you get when your life is in order. You feel sorted when you solve a hard problem in a blink of an eye. It may be dodging weekend work briefs from the boss or ordering food online without surfing 100 restaurants in the app.

That is exactly how you feel when you subscribe to Meal Plans by Sorted. Because then, you can just relax and delicious food will reach your doorstep every single day without fail. And you know that the food is balanced & healthy and cooked in hygienic kitchens too.

Sorted App's Weekly Meal Plan has made my life easy. Now every day, they send yummy foods to my home that too on time.

by Sorted June 21, 2022

retarded sort

A sorting algorithm where every other element is swapped with the previous element, then every 3rd element is swapped with the previous element, then every 4th element is swapped with the previous element, and ao on, until only the last element is swapped.

- But Joe! This is not sorted at all!
- I know, it is retarded sort...

by ethymology101 December 27, 2022

Sort This Out

This is what a friend says when he wants to fix his group back together. Though since 90% of the world is dumb, his friends might say ok...? after it not knowing how much that makes the guy want to come over there and punch him in the balls

“I’m gonna sort this situation out , it might take a few days, though.”

“Huh? What does sort this out mean”
“It means I’m going to fix everything.”

by Master of Lore May 4, 2020

Sorted

A way of letting people know that you have completed a task, or a way of giving thanks to someone for completing a task.

Tom: “Grace I’ll send you the homework if you turn your AirDrop on”

Grace: “I’ve turned it on”

Tom: “Sorted!”

by Tom.123 October 10, 2018