penis snapper

A term to state when a porn star's vaginal organs are so powerfully strong that when a male's penis is inserted , it snaps in half , killing the male while the porn star laughs manically.

Faggotini :"I don't think prostitution is the best job for you"
Antoinette: "What are you talkin' about girl?"
Faggotini: "It just that with that penis snapper of yours , the amount of rekt penises are too damn high , our insurance bills can't cover their huge medical bills!"

by St1ff_D1ck January 7, 2016

Vicious Snapper

A extremely smelly sweaty vagina.

A stripper gave me a vertical 69 and I almost thew up because of the Vicious Snapper.

by AL718 October 23, 2011

red snapper

A female who can contract the muscles of their pussy in rippling waves during intercourse.

She had a red snapper, felt like she was squeezing my dick from the head down to my nuts, drove me crazy

by KFRG March 26, 2016

Turd Snapper

It's where you take a dump and then use your camera phone to take a picture of the dump and send it to friends. Usually with the title "check out my new camera phone".

Take dump, take picture of dump, send to friends, consider yourself a turd snapper.

by Sean Warren March 28, 2008

fatty snapper

A vagina with excess flesh surrounding it making it look very unappealing; An enlarged labia

"I was very excited to take Kathy's panties off until I saw that she had quite a fatty snapper."

by The Great Chief November 3, 2005

Pussy Snapper

This is a three-foot, long, thin, metal, spring contraption with claw on the end of it. When the end opposite of the claw is depressed the magnetic claw grasps stuff. It is supposed to be used by a mechanic to pick up stuff (i.e. bolts, screws, nuts) dropped in hard to reach areas in a vehicle. However, I liked playing with this thing around the house when I was little and my dad used to call it a pussy snapper. I guess it could be used for that but it would hurt like fucking hell.

I lost a screw and I need the pussy snapper to get it.

by Bob the Builder January 4, 2005

shit snapper

A person who consistently snapchats their friends whilst taking a shit. These people use the best kind of humor to make their friends laugh, or be disgusted, both leading to comedy and amusement for both the recipient and receiver of the alleged snapchat.

Matt: “Did you just get Mike’s snapchapt lol?”
Mike C: “Yea lol he might actually be a bigger shit snapper than me!”

by Paceyourself February 7, 2014