Sham Life/Life’s a sham

Your life is such a sham that even a sham wow can’t help you

Lmao I’m in such deep shit my sham life/life’s a sham

by I’m ok’nt October 19, 2019

Shams

girls

yo, I had this sham over last night and it was like whoa!

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

to sham

to leave an email unanswered in order to avoid the impending drama attached to said email

question:"Did you get Bigface's email bro?"
reply: "I got it but I'm going to sham it for a few days to let the steam blow off of it"

by the yankee cowboy January 3, 2008

shammed

very cold and very tired

i am feeling very shammed today.

by kounovsky..1209 November 18, 2010

sham process

Any process that is in actually a non-process, something that is in fact such specifically in order to prevent the truth from coming out.

The confirmation hearing for Brett Kavanaugh was a sham process since there is wide consensus that damaging and provable evidence was actively suppressed.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

sham President

A President that was not elected legitimately, usually one that came into power with some degree of outside assistance.

I don’t like thinking of myself as a sham President but when I get all down about it I just bring myself back to realizing that everything I am and have ever done is frankly a complete sham.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

Sham Pooh

Odorless feces. Preferred by some who enjoy defecation as a component of the sexual experience, but are offended by what some may consider the unfavorable stench of fecal matter.

Nathan was meticulous with his diet so as to leave only sham pooh on his partner after "sex".

by Truckdriver April 16, 2009