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ring the doorbell 

walking up behind a female who is sitting down in a chair and pull your dick out and lightly smack it against the side of her neck to get her attention.
She was sitting there at the computer and I wanted some pussy, so I had to ring the doorbell.
ring the doorbell by Alan Lenard December 25, 2007

lord of the onion ring 

And onion-ring sized ring of pubic hair that accumulates on the circumference of the female anus hole.
Try imagining the way planetary rings circle a planet. Like Saturn, but instead in the form of the Lord of the Onion Ring.

The 9th Ring 

Refers to the 9th Ring of Hell. Used as an extreme form of hell.
New Guy:"Hey fellas, This is my first day!"
Seasoned Employee:"Then allow me to be the first to say, 'Welcome to the 9th Ring kid!"
New Guy:a-gulp!
The 9th Ring by PandaKing7 April 19, 2008

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell 

They have security guards in schools now? Crazy Americans and their guns...

to ring the doorbell 

to fart or break wind
I have to ring the doorbell.
to ring the doorbell by Toni April 11, 2005

The Red Ring of Death 

When a girl is on her period!
Big G: Hey kavs did u play any Xbox this weekend?
Kavs: No man! Candy got the red ring of death!

Big G: So what did u do instead?
Kavs: I watched NHL network all weekend!