Bear

alot

there are bear people in the room

that girl is bear buff

by danny November 5, 2003

bear

Any gay man who is both obese and layered in a significant amount of hair. Bears in the gay community are considered a fetish.

I am a 20 yr old single white male and I like assertive bears.

by Matt DFav January 20, 2007

bear

NATO reporting name for legendary Soviet long-range reconnaisance bomber. Used to be often found snooping around UK and US airspace. Still in service after 50 years.

I heard the airforce had to escort a couple of bears out of NATO airspace. Again.

by Maiga August 31, 2005

bears

what i am going to make in this dude's mouth for stating that the origin of "bears" is from South Park. Any respectable person is clearly aware of this and doesn't need to display their familiarity with the greatest and most intelligent show on television.

I am going to make my bears your bears by shitting in your mouth and confirming that you digest them.

by bmoc July 30, 2006

Bear

harry, or any other beastly human of superhuman physical cababilities. One who is tough, courageous, a beast, and does manly things

Beaver-"Bear, y didnt you wake up? i was shaking you for like 20 minutes"
Bear- "cuz im a bear! I was in hibernation!"

by THE BEAVERRRRRR June 15, 2007

bear

a massive dump, typically one that needs to be wrestled with for a while

I think he's dealing with a real bear.

by Katy Perry's Cleavage October 16, 2010

Bear

Big black hairy thing that's scary af

Look a bear Jesus Jim run

by Chickenjuice55 September 7, 2016