UPS

Up the
Poop
Shute

Dude 1: "I went UPS last night. She said, 'What can brown do for you?' We both laughed."

Dude 2: "Talk about a special delivery!"

by Jack Handiest March 13, 2011

ups

Universal Penis Suckers

Im gonna call up some UPS tonite for some fun!!

by artre July 10, 2006

Up

Person who needs to be quiet. Or stop talking and leave you alone.

Dude you need to up right now

by Dooberdoo September 8, 2019

up

Up is a term derived from the word "shut up" it is used when someone is just talking that bullshit or says something completely and utterly unfunny or says sum shit that makes no sense at all. The p's in up can be multiplied depending on the severity of the situation.

Guy 1: "you know I can bench 345 even though I never worked out once in my entire life?"
Guy 2: "up nigga."

Guy 1: "bro i fucked 13 bitches this spring break and got wasted even tho I get 0 bitches in school"
Guy 2: "would you please up?"

by freshmanslayer April 24, 2022

up

the thing that Rick Astley is never gonna give you

Rick Astley:Never gonna give you up

by XxL1l_P1togyr0xX November 14, 2020

up

short for shut the fuck up
also can be used by pointing up...up

Random Person 1: what are you doing later?
Dickhead: Up

by chunksup October 17, 2008

ups

short for nike uptowns

Check out my new white ups.

by LoKiTa AnGeL May 22, 2005