by Kaitlyn_Devotee March 13, 2018
A person who has spent years studying the human patterns but doesn't want to get a degree in therapy and also practices holistic healing. A person who desires to help the human race exist. Dana Abbott created this to help her friends and fellow humans to be better versions of themselves. She has a lot of knowledge and wants to share. She uses crystals, tarot cards, palmistry, art, cooking and many other medias to help heal the heart and soul and find humbleness and balance.
Dana is a Metaphysical therapist, it's like a life coach but instead of direction like a life coach it's healing the whole body to be better version of themselves.
by Luna Fulever September 12, 2023
Hym "I'm not going to 'start with the little things.' I don't nor does anyone need the therapist filth to have dominion over my mind and if you don't give me the credit I deserve I'm going to make absolutely sure the shrieks of my seemingly imminent victim haunt your dreams until the day you die. You won't get whatever afterlife you imagine. You could have done otherwise. And I will not allow you to escape the blood-debt."
by Hym Iam March 02, 2024
The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.
Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life
by Mohammad Wali Rahman Jarif Jr September 16, 2022
The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”
A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”
A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**
Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.
Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.
by Lunar enthusiast May 21, 2023
You know, people complain about the "dating crisis" and "population collapse" but no on ever thinks to attribute it to the rise of internet "garage therapists" who perpetually double down on their own made up and sophistical propositional ethics. OH WAIT! I forgot! The trough-line between all internet garage therapists! The inverse correlation between "blame" and "fault". See, what they've done is framed the situation in a way such that if someone is blaming you... THEY are wrong to balme you. By default. And people do it everywhere. You can see it in cooperative gaming. If you blame the worst player for their disproportionately negative role in the collective lose, theh will use the fact that you blame them to denying themselves culpability in their own failure. And it's the same thing garage therapists do. Rather then acknowledge when their ethos FAILS, taking responsibility for what they are putting out into the world, and (God forbid) acknowledge their own culpability, they need to deny themselves any liability. It's liability mitigation so no one can come back to them and say "I did what you said and it didn't work. My life became a falsehood where I was called on to deny the reality around me and call it improvement." I mean, what percentage of the time does their advice work?
Irrelevant. As long as it works for enough people for them to sustain themselves (even if it's only 10%) it doesn't matter to them. They bare no responsibility for their own ethos while feinting to be the moral arbiters of the ethos of others while making it a facet of their ethos to hold the failures of other ethical systems "accountable".
Hym "See, 'cuckberry41' tells people to cut others out of their lives for doing *this* and to do *that* but 'my 5-head is smaller than my cock' is telling people to cut others out of thier lives for doing *that* and telling them to do *this*. That's what cult leaders do! Cult leader garage therapists who deny themselves culpability in the effect they have on the people who accept their propositions while using their followers as evidence of their own superiority. And then they turn around and post videos about the dating crisis and loneliness being at an all time high fewer people dating than ever before or even having friends. You see? I'm doing what you said because why should my mother (and everyone for that matter) not live in accordance with 'cuckberry41's' whim? He has a study that shows the corollary association between things and like a cult leader needs me to leave my wife and give him 5 dollars."
Hym "See, 'cuckberry41' tells people to cut others out of their lives for doing *this* and to do *that* but 'my 5-head is smaller than my cock' is telling people to cut others out of thier lives for doing *that* and telling them to do *this*. That's what cult leaders do! Cult leader garage therapists who deny themselves culpability in the effect they have on the people who accept their propositions while using their followers as evidence of their own superiority. And then they turn around and post videos about the dating crisis and loneliness being at an all time high fewer people dating than ever before or even having friends. You see? I'm doing what you said because why should my mother (and everyone for that matter) not live in accordance with 'cuckberry41's' whim? He has a study that shows the corollary association between things and like a cult leader needs me to leave my wife and give him 5 dollars."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.
"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"
by Read it! July 09, 2025