thanos

big angry purple grape wanna get sum rocks for his sparkly latex glove

thanos no protecc,thanos atacc but most importantly he snap

by Screw head the bolt face March 11, 2019

Thanos

A large, humanoid grape with a golden glove, and a sweet rock collection. He should've been killed by a small man, crawling up his anal cavity, then that small man becomes big and burst that grape open.

Ant Man (After bursting through Thanos): "It's shitty in here!"

Also Ant Man: "That's America's Ass."

by RandomPerson_imnotreal February 20, 2020

Thanos

Hope he ain't find the flavor stone.

Person 1:Thanos,how many stones you got.
Thanos:FLAVOUR STONE
Person 1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Gorilla_Boi_9194 May 24, 2019

Thanos

Thanos, a large purple titan from Marvel. It has been said that Emma T-P is Thanos.

“Bruh Thanos finna slap The Hulk.”

by EmmaThanosGodFinnaYeet March 23, 2019

Thanos

Crazy sweet salty intellectual with a soft side andbootyliciousdomestic goddess and genius for research

Person1: Dude, have you met Thanos?
Person2: Dude, Thanos is mindblowing.

by OPS Slave January 19, 2009

Thanos

Purple crayon he likes to collect shiny rock

Thanos but his purple penis up Shrecks green ass hole

by Nimnex April 2, 2019

Thanos

That eggplant I wanna kill because he killed half the hecking universe in The MCU

Thanos Sucks.

Yes I dont like him

by Bork Barnse November 23, 2018