A greased up altar boy who is let loose in the empty pews in between Catholic masses, and is then chased by a sporty priest, not unlike a fox hunt. In some instances the Pew Hog may be fitted with incense smoke signals, or a tall crucifix similar to a flag fitted to a dune buggy for easier tracking. The Pew Hog may utilize any portion of the empty chapel and altar to evade the yearning hands of the priest, but the baptismal bath is off limits. A Pew Hog can be used anytime they are available, but are typically reserved for important Catholic holidays (i.e. Christmas or Easter) to get the priest jazzed up. Utilizing a Pew Hog around the holidays also decreases the chances of the Hog's parents giving a shit.
by DickSlab123 October 23, 2018
Adj. A descriptive word that is used to express disgust in a siblings actions. One step higher than gross.
by Cletis whauljasper September 12, 2017
A pew at the front of the church where the people who arrogantly believe themselves to be the most devout sit. They are the first to say "Amen!" in response to everything the Pastor says. Coined, or at least popularized by musician Ray Stevens in the song Mississippi Squirrel Revival.
by bob_johnson March 22, 2022
Pew news is a news outlet run by a youtuber called PewDiePie on his youtube chanel. He mostly talks about internet drama and big company ''oopies''
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by MeinVieg February 14, 2019
Someone who lacks the general personality to deserve a real nickname. The pew sound usually solicits an aggressive response from the J-Pew driving him into an angry rage.
person 1: hey J-Pew
person 2 (J-Pew): Ill fucking rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders
person 1: PEW PEW PEW
person 2: RAWWRR
person 2 (J-Pew): Ill fucking rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders
person 1: PEW PEW PEW
person 2: RAWWRR
by FilipinoDriftKing October 18, 2011
Means Mass shooter.
Used to refer to a mass shooter whom you agree with/support the mass shooting they committed or are in the process of committing.
Used to refer to a mass shooter whom you agree with/support the mass shooting they committed or are in the process of committing.
by AnonDoxy April 10, 2023
by Geoff Valiante February 22, 2008