Biff Mitten

a old sock that you beat off into

bob: man that girl looked like a biff mitten after jerry was through with her
bill: thats my girlfriend asshole

by donttouchmycar March 24, 2011

Squish Mitten

An exceptionally warm and cozy vagina.

That girl's squish mitten felt as good as warm apple pie.

by lambaa September 30, 2008

fish mittens

Descriptive of the clamminess that makes your fingers stick togther after a session spent "fingering" a young lady.

Joe: How far'd you get last night?
Bob: Not that far mate, wearing me fish mittens though!

by Chad Cobra December 9, 2004

Pussy mitten

Pussy mitten (noun): big bushed lose gaping vagina hole. A hairy vagina in which you can put your whole hand inside and feel warmth.

Dan- "That bitch who I just donkey punched has a pussy mitten"

Rob-"Hey check out that girl, shes hot, i'd totally bang her"
Christian-"Nah dude dont do it, that bitch has got a pussy mitten!"

by Allmenshouldlosetheirdicks87 October 16, 2009

Kitty Mittens

Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.

My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.

by Donkeyboy32 October 17, 2008

Jiggly Mitten

Pronounced: Jiggly MEE-tshen

Definition: similar to "wet blanket." Specifically describes one who is difficult to travel with.

"I suggested we change our dinner reservations to meet our new male friends at the club, but Sally was a Jiggly Mitten and refused to cancel the reservation."

by RevelationOn34th February 3, 2012

Mitten State

One of the official designations for the State of Michigan - which has the Lower Peninsula which directly resembles a mitten and the Upper Peninsula, which is referred to as "Michigan's Upper Hand."

The state of Michigan which is shaped like a mitten, thus "Mitten State."

by ProMich December 14, 2011