All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

by Gyar March 05, 2015

Flaherty will get you nowhere

What da "traditional St. Patrick's Day" humans in da world need to realize before employing sweet-talking "charmed advantages of their ancestral home-country" tactics in an attempt to solicit undue favor with others, such as being given special treatment, allowed extra leniency, etc.

Just because you've got Celtic roots and/or red hair and freckles, this does not mean that you should presume to be able to use your "luck of the Irish" strategy to weasel your way to undeserved gain or forgiveness --- generally speaking, Flaherty will get you nowhere!

by QuacksO November 14, 2020

Literally Came Out of Nowhere

A phrase that's literally just describing ambushing someone and killing them in Among Us.

"Oh I bet that guy just literally came out of nowhere to murder White."

by Flamebang January 06, 2023

who the heck outta nowhere

a random place, far away

when ur playing volleyball and u suck so every time you hit the ball it goes who the heck outta nowhere

by yooooowowoahh November 16, 2017

In the middle of butt fuck nowhere

When one is in the middle of nowhere

I was walking in the field when I noticed I was in the middle of butt fuck nowhere

by Jungusboi December 08, 2024

bumble fuck nowhere

Living more then five minutes from a dollar general store

You live in bumble fuck nowhere.

by Randy layhee 699669 February 20, 2023

nebulous fucking nowhere

The web page you landed at that is not where you expected to land when you clicked a link.

I clicked the link to see details about the item, but I ended up in nebulous fucking nowhere.

by mark52million March 26, 2019