by foot ball manager ha October 19, 2006

"Barbie wrapped" describes any item that is so thoroughly sealed, tied, welded, twistied, taped, glued, and sewn into its plastic packaging that a normal human being can't get it out without several hours, numerous sharp implements, two power tools, and a box of Band-Aids.
I tried to put together that RaptorGizmoTron after my kid went to sleep, but it was so Barbie-wrapped that I ended up in the ER getting stitches instead.
by Duxall Inarow December 18, 2010

stretching your balls to a comfortable length and bringing the skin over your penis and dropping the packing in someones mouth.
by johnathon earl heinkmeister III June 11, 2006

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by CCity November 25, 2011

crying while masturbating
by We are going to hell November 8, 2005

Another way of saying, having sex. Usually in the missionary position, when the guy is ontop of the girl and the girl wraps her legs around the guy's weist.
by Greasy Taint June 7, 2011
