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trinity gardens

A Hard, Gangsterous Hood Not Too Far From 5th Ward. Located On The Northside Of Houston, Texas. Also Has A Dance Called "Trinity Garden Drop".
Man We Went To This Block Party In Trinity Gardens It Was Off The Chain.
by Trinity Gardens December 4, 2007
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Trinity, the

3 of some of the most disgusting sites on the Internet: Goatse, Tubgirl, and Harlequin Fetus. I strongly recommmend you DO NOT attempt to find these sites, they are disgusting as hell!
I'll pay you $1 million dollars if you see the Trinity in its entirety!
by dj gs68 April 24, 2003
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trinity city

A disgraceful rebel city on Starsider, populated by the Trinity PA. This city is the least powerful rebel city on the server.
by Verra'ven January 26, 2004
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national trinity day

The day were you treat your friend or family member Trinity like a princess for the day. She deserves it.
It’s national trinity day we better treat her
by Tbird May 25, 2018
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virgin trinity

When you take math, physics and chem HL in the IB.
Someone: What are your HLs?
Virgin: Uh I’m doing the virgin trinity.
No one: Nice choice bro!
by Man like Osler June 15, 2019
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The Holy Trinity

The holy trinity is a trio of the most powerful people on Earth.

God, better known by her fake name, McKena, was the first being alive and is therefore the creator of everything. Pray to her enough and she might just grant you your most ambitious of desires.

Jesus, better known by his fake name, *redacted* Pham, is the spawn of God and can usually be found teaching a class of ungrateful high school students who are embarrassingly bad at science. He is less powerful than God, but do not underestimate his abilities (especially his abilities to lower your grade).

The holy spirit, better known as *redacted* Manente, is an invisible presence that possesses the body of a bald, middle-aged white man to act as the best teacher Sage Creek High School has ever known.

Because God appointed the other two to be her helpers on Earth, they can all be found roaming the campus of SCHS. This being said, do not attempt to interact with God unless she has declared you as one of her angels. Also, do not attempt to interact with any of her angels because they most likely do not want to talk to you.
Average Mortal: Oh my McKena I just saw the holy trinity while I was on my way to class
Another Average Mortal: DUDE YOU'RE SO LUCKY I LOVE THEM

Average Mortal: I will totally be praying to all of them tonight
by mckenaworshipper June 28, 2022
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the holy trinity of Minecraft

The three holy elements of minecraft: Building, Redstone, and PVP, each with their own sacred spirit, Grian for building, Mumbo Jumbo for redstone, and Technoblade (may he slay orphans in peace) for PVP.
New player: I've already progressed pretty far, and beat the ender dragon, and I don't know what do do now with the game.
Veteran player: if you're out of ideas, you can always consult the holy trinity of minecraft.
New player: h u h ?
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