Texticular Cancer

Pain or soreness in the thumbs from incessant text messaging, and general cell phone key use.

Her swollen thumbs indicated that she was suffering from a serious bout with texticular cancer.

by Ariesthirtyone May 7, 2009

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Texticles

The alpha numeric keys on your phone used to send a text message. QWERTY refers to the order in which your texticles are laid out. Some texticles are large, and some are small enough to cause you to hit the wrong key and mis-spell a word.

A. Your girlfriend borrowed my phone and had her fingers all over my texticles.

B. That girl was texting so fast she broke one of her texticles.

C. My texticles are so big they make her hands look small.

by Pepsieholik February 5, 2010

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testiculectomy

Having your balls removed, especially by giving in to steve jobs' demands and becoming an apple fanboy

L: Check out my new iPad 2! It is all shiney, and it has an apple on it!
N: Sorry to hear about your testiculectomy man ;(

by whodyouthing April 27, 2011

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texticle

An individual who incessantly sends you text messages about topics you really have no desire to talk about, especially when anticipating communication from an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Jake (looking at his phone): "Dude, it's another freaking text from Laz about LeBron James. He's sent me six in the last three minutes!"

Scott: "Just turn your damn phone off!"

Jake: "But I can't ... I'm awaiting a text or call from Olga the Lingerie Model about our date tomorrow. Laz is such a texticle."

Scott: "No ... He just needs to get laid."

by J.L. de Plancha July 10, 2010

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