Temputred

what you smell like after leaving a Japanese steak house.

guy:What is that awful smell?
girl: I had the fried shrimp at the Japanese Steakhouse for lunch!
guy: you smell temputred

by nice guy 614 January 5, 2010

tempste bloodseu

tempste bloodseu is a slang term for the clitoris.

"where's Angie?" oh, she's probably in the bathroom "tapping her tempste bloodseu". -meaning, rubbin one out.

by josiAZ February 10, 2010

tempistol

(v) When something is so dumbly stupid you raise your index finger to your temple, with your thumb outstretched, and make a "pgweeeeeuuuw" sound.

Derived from the words 'temple' and 'pistol', this word appears to have first originated among software engineers in Cape Town, South Africa.

When he sees this I'm sure he will tempistol himself.

You must be having a rough day, you've been tempistoling yourself all day.

She tempistolled herself. Turned. And walked away.

by The Wald September 18, 2013

tempesturacy

MUIREAN 'FUCKIN' KEOGH

The temple or tempesturacy

by Johnbjohnb February 4, 2017

tempster

A pretty Noobish Gankplank main. He usually thinks he is good at a certain game, but little he knows he sucks.

. Tempster=I am top 600 gankplank mains

by TheNoobFounder April 5, 2017

tempest..sama

someone who’s sexy and doesn’t miss.

tempest..sama is a very sexy person

by ᴋᴀᴍɪ March 25, 2021

Tempest.Junior

A man with a massive shlong who never misses and all of his followers are goats with massive cocks

Have you seen Tempest.Juniors Dick

by Tempest.Junior April 3, 2021